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What some of the titles for ST:TNG's episodes sho
The Alternate Titles....Season Four
By Matthew Mitchell and Jim Shaun Lyon
Have you ever noticed that some titles of certain episodes are, shall we say,
just a TAD misleading? If they only said what they mean... Well, we say what
we mean and what we mean is the following, the way the titles to each episode
SHOULD have been...
The Best of Both Worlds, Part Two: WILLY RIKER AND THE BORG FACTORY
Family: LEAVE IT TO JEAN-LUC, or, FUNNY, HE DOESN'T LOOK JEWISH
Brothers: FOR GOSH SAKES, LORE, TAKE A PILL, or, DR. SOONG ALWAYS DID
LIKE YOU BEST
Suddenly Human: DIDN'T I SEE YOU ON A MILK CARTON ONCE?
Remember Me: USE THE FORCE, WESLEY, or, ONE OF OUR CRUSHERS IS MISSING
Legacy: WHERE'S VINCENT WHEN YOU NEED HIM?, or, BEAUTY AND DENISE
Reunion: A CONNECTICUT KLINGON IN K'MPEC'S COURT
Future Imperfect: I WENT FOR THE HOLODECK AND GOT A NINTENDO, or, FOUR
HUNDRED YEARS AND IT HAD TO BE "MISTY"
Final Mission: WESLEY OF ARABIA, or, CAPTAIN CARTER BITES THE DUST
The Loss: I'VE LOST MY POWERS AND I CAN'T GET UP
Data's Day: I SEEM TO BE HAVING THIS TREMENDOUS DIFFICULTY WITH MY LIFESTYLE
The Wounded: IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU YAWN
Devil's Due: PERRY PICARD AND THE CASE OF THE FLIM-FLAM FLOOZY
Clues: MISTER DATA, IN THE HOLODECK, WITH THE MICROCHIP, or, PARANOIDS LOST
First Contact: EARTH MEN ARE EASY
Galaxy's Child: TELL ME YOU LOVE ME, LEAH BRAHMS
Night Terrors: I'M DREAMING AND I CAN'T WAKE UP, or, SNAKES, WHY DID IT HAVE
TO BE SNAKES
Identity Crisis: THE SHADOW KNOWS
The Nth Degree: WHERE NO BARCLAY HAS GONE BEFORE, or, WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
GEORDI?
Qpid: DON'T YOU WORRY, NEVER FEAR, CAPTAIN HOOD WILL SOON BE HERE
The Drumhead: FATHER SAID THERE'D BE DAYS LIKE THIS, or, DISORDER IN THE COURT
Half a Life: DON'T GO DOWN THERE, YOU'LL KILL YOURSELF!
The Host: INVASION OF THE BODY SWITCHERS, or, LITTLE MAD HEEBIE-JEEBIES IN MY
TUMMY, or, THE TROUBLE WITH TRILLS
The Mind's Eye: TOTAL RECALL II - THE SEARCH FOR CROSBY, or, THE MANCHURIAN
ENGINEER
In Theory: YOU'RE RIGHT, NO HUMAN BEING WOULD STACK CHAIRS LIKE THIS, or,
THE ANDROID'S ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW
Redemption: HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR DAUGHTER TASHA STANDING IN THE SHADOWS, or,
I TOT I TAW A TASHA!
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