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Star Trek Drinking Game


The Star Trek Drinking Game
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Sip if any of the following occur:
Bones says "He's dead, Jim."
Bones points out he's a doctor, not a ___________
Kirk gets the girl
Kirk outwits a computer
Kirk violates the prime directive
Kirk's shirt gets ripped
Kirk bluffs his out
Kirk takes responsibility for the whole crew
Kirk saves the day with a stirring speech
Kirk kisses the girl
Kirk says "We come in peace" and "shoot to kill" in the same sentence
Spock shows emotion
Spock uses the vulcan neck pinch
Spock looks into the science station
Spock refers to the doctor as illogical
Spock says "Fascinating" or "Indeed"
Scotty complains about the warp speed requested/demanded
Scotty pulls off a miraculous technological feat
Scotty says "The engines canna take much more a this, Captain"
Chekov promotes Russian history
Chekov says "But Keptin...."
Sulu sets course
Sulu has the con
Uhura says "Hailing frequencies open"
Uhura opens a channel in all frequencies and all languages
Yeoman Rand gives Kirk something to initial
Yeoman Rand serves coffee
Nurse Chapel lusts after spock
Kyle makes his appearance as transporter chief
Lt. Leslie appears or is mentioned
A redshirt dies
The weapons are powerless
The transporter is inoperative
Dilithium crystals are drained/inoperative/missing
Communicators malfunction
The shields are about to collapse
The Enterprise goes faster than it is possibly able to
The Enterprise is taken over by a superior alien power
You see a styrofoam planet or a planet with no atmosphere
A newly discovered planet is "Much like Earth"
Klingon and Romulan technology is mixed up
Special effects people cannot tell phasers from photon torpedoes

CHUG if any of the following occur:
Kirk does not get the girl
Sulu gets a sword
Major character dies/is assumed dead
Starfleet exhonorates the crew for their violation of regulations/orders
The episode was blatantly ripped off by ST:TNG
Lt. Leslie speaks
Anybody makes a "historical" reference to the 20th century

Enjoy! We are currently putting together a ST:TNG game, and if there is any
interest, we will post. If there isn't any, we'll probably post anyway...

 
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