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Red Dwarf episode guide to Season 5
From: B.J.Williams@newcastle.ac.uk (Barry Williams)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: Episode Guide
*** Red Dwarf episode guide ***
Started by: Eric Reuter
Updated and Corrected by: Barry Williams
Debut: A British series following the strange adventures of Dave Lister,
the lone survivor of a disaster in outer space that wipes out his ship's
crew.
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This is an S.O.S. distress call from the mining ship Red Dwarf. The
crew are dead, killed by a radiation leak. The only survivours are:
Dave Lister, who was in suspended animation during the disaster, and his
pregnant cat, who was safely sealed in the hold. Revived three-million
years later, Lister's only companions are: a life form who evolved from
his cat, and Arnold Rimmer, a hologram simulation of one of the dead
crew.
-- Holly (opening speech)
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* End credit song lyrics *
It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere,
I'm all alone, more or less.
Let me fly far away from here,
fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun.
I want to live shipwrecked and comatosed,
drinking fresh mango juice.
Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes,
fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun,
fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun.
%-----------------------------------------------------------------
** Red Dwarf I **
first run 1988
Arnold J. Rimmer......................Chris Barrie
Dave Lister...........................Craig Charles
Cat...................................Danny John-Jules
Holly.................................Norman Lovett
Written by............................Rob Grant & Doug Naylor
Music.................................Howard Goodall
Developed for Television by...........Paul Jackson Productions
Graphic Designer......................Mark Allen
Visual Effects Designer...............Peter Wragg
Prop Buyer............................Mike Fallon
Assistant Floor Manager...............Dona DiStefano
Production Assistant..................Alison Thornber
Unit Manager..........................Mario Dubois
Production Manager....................George R. Clarke
Costume Designer......................Jacki Pinks
Make-up Designer......................Suzanne Jansen
Vision Mixer..........................Jill Dornan
Camera Supervisor.....................Mike Jackson
Technical Co-ordinator................Ron Clare
Videotape Editor......................Ed Wooden
Lighting Director.....................John Pomphrey
Sound Supervisor......................Tony Worthington
Designer..............................Paul Montague
Executive Producer ...................Paul Jackson
Producer & Director...................Ed Bye
1. The End Feb. 15
Guest Cast: Robert Brathurst (Todhunter), Paul Bradley (Chen), David
Gillespie (Selby), Mac McDonald (Capt. Hollister), Robert McCulley
(McIntyre), Mark Williams (Peterson), C.P. Grogan (Kochanski)
The Red Dwarf is mining around the moons of Saturn. Five miles long and
three miles wide, the ship has a crew of 169. Within 24 hours, 168 of
them will be dead.
2. Future Echoes Feb. 22
Guest Cast: John Lenahan (Toaster), Tony Hawks (Dispensing Machine)
Having accelerated constantly for three million years, Red Dwarf breaks
the light barrier. Rimmer and Lister witness images from the future and
Rimmer sees Lister die.
3. Balance Of Power Feb. 29
Guest Cast: Rupert Bates (Trout a la Crema & Chef), Paul Bradley, David
Gillespie, Mark Williams, C.P. Grogan Credits: Motor City Diva (Disco
Music), Melvyn Cross (Camera Supervisor)
Lister wants to go on a date with dead console officer, Christine
Kochanski, but that would mean turning Rimmer off, and Rimmer wakes up
with someone else's arm.
4. Waiting For God Mar. 7
Guest Cast: Noel Coleman (Cat Priest), John Lenahan (Toaster). Credits:
Duncan Wheeler (Prop Buyer), Mill Jackson (Camera Supervisor)
Lister discovers some startling facts about the history of Catkind when
he learns to read Cat writing.
5. Confidence and Paranoia Mar. 14
Guest Cast: Lee Cornes (Paranoia), Craig Ferguson (Confidence). Credits:
John Spicer (Technical Co-ordinator)
Lister contracts a mutated form of pneumonia, and has hallucinations
which become real.
6. Me^2 Mar. 21
Guest Cast: Mac McDonald (Captain) Credits: Lesley Staves (Costume
Assistant), Alan Machin & Wendy Rath (Sound)
Now that Rimmer has discovered how to duplicate himself, he decides to
leave the quarters he shares with Lister and move in with himself.
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** Red Dwarf II **
first run 1988
Arnold J. Rimmer......................Chris Barrie
Dave Lister...........................Craig Charles
Cat...................................Danny John-Jules
Holly.................................Norman Lovett
Written by............................Rob Grant & Doug Naylor
Music.................................Howard Goodall
Developed for Television by...........Paul Jackson Productions
Graphic Designer......................Mark Allen
Visual Effects Designer...............Peter Wragg
Prop Buyer............................Mike Fallon
Production Team.......................Helen Campbell, Kate Preston
Assistant Floor Manager...............Dona Distefano
Production Assistant..................Ann Zahl
Unit Manager..........................Kelvin Jones
Production Manager....................Mike Agnew
Costume Designer......................Jacki Pinks
Make-up Designer......................Bethan Jones
Vision Mixer..........................Jill Dornan
Camera Supervisor.....................Melvyn Cross
Vision Supervisor.....................Len Greenhalgh
Technical Co-ordinator................Andrew Cowley
Videotape Editor......................Ed Wooden
Lighting Director.....................John Pomphrey
Sound Supervisor......................Tony Worthington
Designer..............................Paul Montague
Executive Producer ...................Paul Jackson
Producer & Director...................Ed Bye
A Paul Jackson Production for BBC North West
7. Kryten Sept. 6
Guest Cast: David Ross (Krtyen), Johanna Hargreaves (The Esperanto
Woman), Tony Slattery (Android Actor).
The Red Dwarf picks up a distress call from another space ship which
says three female officers have been injured. To their dismay, the crew
discovers that the women have been dead for centuries. Rimmer studies a
new language, Holly fiddles with music.
8. Better Than Life Sept. 13
Guest Cast: John Abinert (Rimmer's Dad), Debbie Ash (Marilyn Monroe),
Jeremy Austin (Rathbone), Nigel Carrivick (The Captain), Tony Hawkins
(McGruder), Tina Jenkins (Newsreader), Ron Pember (The Outland Revenue
Taxman), Gordon Salking (Gordon) Credits: David Parker & Gordon White
(OB Lighting), Rocket (OB Cameraman)
Rimmer receives a letter from his mother, but cannot read her
handwriting. Is his father "dad" or "dead"? Did he pass away peacefully
in his "sleep" or in a "jeep"?
9. Thanks for the Memory Sept. 20
Guest Cast: Sabra Williams (Lisa Yates) Credits: John Battye (Vision
Supervisor)
The crew on board the Red Dwarf wakes up one morning to discover that
someone has erased their memories of the last four days. Lister finds
that his leg is broken and is in a cast, and his jigsaw puzzle has been
completed. Rimmer blames the problem on aliens.
10. Stasis Leak Sept. 27
Guest Cast: Morwenna Banks (Lift Hostess), Sophie Doherty (Kochanski's
Room Mate), C.P. Grogan (Kochanski), Richard Hainsworth (The Medical
Orderly), Tony Hawks (The Suitcase), Mac McDonald (Captain Hollister),
Mark Williams (Peterson). Credits: John Battye (Vision Controller), Kate
Preston (Production Secretary)
A leak from the suspended animation chamber has created a doorway to the
past. Lister finds a picture of his wedding, but he's still single - or
is he?
11. Queeg Oct. 4
Guest Cast: Charles Augins (Queeg). Credits: John Battye (Vision
Supervisor), Lighting Director (Trish King)
There's electronic mutiny on board the Red Dwarf as Queeg 500, the
back-up computer, tries to take the control of the ship away from Holly.
12. Parallel Universe Oct. 11
Guest Cast: Suzanne Bertish (Ms. Rimmer), Angela Bruce (Ms. Lister),
Matthew Devitt (The Dog), Hattie Hayridge (Ship's computer Hilly)
Credits: Charles Augins (Choreography)
Opening sequence features a Dream Music Video, "Tongue Tied".
The crew is sitting around discussing dreams and good pick-up lines,
when Holly tells them about the Holly Hop Drive, an astonishing device
which can transfer an object anywhere.
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** RED DWARF III **
The crew of the Red Dwarf return for a brand new series. Twelve months
have passed. Lister has given birth to twin boys but was forced to
return them to their father. Kryten returns after...oh, just watch it.
Three million years in the future, Dave Lister, the last human being
alive, discovers he is pregnant after a liason with his female self in a
parallel universe. His pregnancy concludes with the successful delivery
of twin boys, Jim and Bexley. However, because the boys were conceived
in another universe, with different physical laws, they suffer from
highly accelorated growth rates and are both eighteen years old within
three days of being born. In order to save their lives, Lister returns
them to the universe of their origin, where they are reunited with their
father (a woman), and are able to lead comparatively normal lives. Well,
as normal as you can be if you've been born in a parallel universe and
your father's a woman and your mother's a man and you're eighteen years
old three days after your birth. Shortly afterwards, Kryten, the service
mechanoid, who had left the ship after being rescued from his own
crashed vessel, the Nova 5, is found in pieces after his space bike
crashed into an astroid. Lister rebuilds the 'roid, but is unable to
recapture his former personality. Meanwhile, Holly, the increasingly
erratic Red Dwarf computer, performs a head sex change operation on
himself. He bases his new face on Hilly, a female computer with whom
he'd once fallen madly in love.
...and now the saga continuums
Red Dwarf III: The Same Generation...nearly
-- Opening crawl from _Backwards_
Arnold Rimmer.........................Chris Barrie
Dave Lister...........................Craig Charles
Holly.................................Hattie Hayridge
Cat...................................Danny John-Jules
Kryten................................Robert Llewellyn
Written by............................Rob Grant & Doug Naylor
Music.................................Howard Goodall
Unit Manager..........................Janet Smith
Graphic Designer......................Mark Allen
Camera Supervisor.....................Dave Fox
Vision Mixer..........................Sonia Lovett
Technical Coordinator.................Tony Smith
Prop Buyer............................Stella McIntyre
Visual Effects Designer...............Peter Wragg
Videotape Editor......................Ed Wooden
Assistant Floor Manager...............Dona DiStefano
Producer's Assistant..................Christina Hamilton
Production Manager....................Mike Agnew
Costume Designer......................Howard Burden
Make-up Designer......................Bethan Jones
Sound Supervisor......................Tony Worthington
Lighting Director.....................John Pomphrey
Designer..............................Mel Bibby
Assistant Producer....................Gilly Archer
Executive Producer....................Paul Jackson
Production............................Ed Bye, Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
Directed by...........................Ed Bye
A Paul Jackson Production for BBC North West
first run 1989
13. Backwards Nov. 14, 9pm
Waitress (Maria Friedman), Compere (Tony Hawks), Customer in Cafe (Anna
Palmer), Pub Manager (Arthur Smith)
Lister and Rimmer finally arrive back on Earth through a time hole--only
to discover time is running backwards and so are the inhabitants.
14. Marooned Nov. 21
No additional cast.
Hilly spots 5 black holes and in the resulting evacuation, Lister and
Rimmer get marooned on a frozen planetoid. As Red Dwarf heads on a
collision course towards a minefield of Black Holes, the crew are forced
to abandon ship. Lister and Rimmer find themselves marooned on an artic
moon, with only a pot noodle and a tin of dogfood between them. And
there's no way Lister is eating the pot noodle.
15. Polymorph Nov. 28
Genny (Frances Barber), Young Rimmer (Simon Gaffney), Rimmer's mother
(Kalli Greenwood).
A genetic mutant highly dangerous shape-changer which feeds on emotions,
salivates unspeakable slobber, and has more teeth than the entire Osmond
family, gets loose aboard Red Dwarf, and the nightmare begins. The crew
are subjected to 24 hours of non-stop horror, in a gruesome, petrifying
comedy blood-feast.
16. Bodyswap Dec. 5
Carol Brown (Lia Williams)
The imminent destruction of Red Dwarf results in the discovery of a
process that allows mind/body swaps, with disasterous results. Rimmer
proposes a novel way for Lister to lose weight and get in shape. The two
of them swap bodies, but once Rimmer's mind is in Lister's body, will he
give it back?
17. Timeslides Dec. 12
Adolf Hitler (Himself), American Presenter (Ruby Wax), Gilbert (Robert
Addie), Bodyguards (Rupert Bates, Richard Hainsworth), Young Lister
(Emile Charles), Young Rimmer (Simon Gaffney), Thicky Holden (Simon
McKintosh), Ski Woman (Louisa Ruthren), Lady Sabrina Mulholland-Jjones
(Koo Stark), Ski Man (Mark Steel).
Kryten discovers some developing fluid which prints photographs the crew
can walk into. Lister uses one to change history, and winds up back on
Earth, wealthy and famous, with a string of beautiful companions. Rimmer
sets out to rescue him.
Adolph Hitler makes a guest appearance.
18. The Last Day Dec. 19
Jim Reaper (Robert Llewellyn), Girl Android (Julie Higginson), Hudzen
(Gordon Kennedy).
All mechanoids are supplied with an built-in expiration date, and Kryten
discovers he has less than 24 hours to live, which leads to an
interesting discussion of religion, the rest of the crew throwing a huge
party to give him the best night of his life, and a violent encounter
with his replacement.
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** Red Dwarf IV **
first run spring 1991
Rimmer................................Chris Barrie
Lister................................Craig Charles
Cat...................................Danny John-Jules
Kryten................................Robert Llewellyn
Holly.................................Hattie Hayridge
Music.................................Woodhead
Casting...............................Judy Davis
Production Accountant.................Joanna Birkenshaw
Graphic Designer......................Paul D'Auria
Production team.......................Celia Bargh & Malread Carfah
Camera Supervisor.....................Rocket
Vision Mixer..........................Simon Sanders
Vision Supervisor.....................Mike Spencer
Prop Buyer............................Don Cave
Properties............................Peter Blackall
VT Editor.............................Graham Hutchings
Stage Manager.........................Kerry Waddell
Production Assistant..................Christine Moses
Costume Designer......................Howard Burden
Make Up Designer......................Andria Pennell
Visual Effects Designer...............Peter Wragg
Sound Supervisor......................Keith Mayes
Lighting Director.....................John Pomphrey
Designer..............................Mel Bibby
Production Manager....................Julian Scott
Asscociate Producer...................Candida Julian-Jones
Produced By...........................Rob Grant & Doug Naylor
Produced and Directed.................Ed Bye
A Grant Naylor Production for BBC North
19. Camille Feb. 14, 9pm, BBC 2
Judy Pascoe (Mechanoid Camille), Francesca Folen (Hoogram Camille), Suzanne
Rhatigan (Kochanski Camille), Rupert Bates (Hector Blob)
Kryten, Red Dwarf's on-board mechanoid, rescues a female droid from a
crashed vessel. She, like him, is a 4,000 series, but Camille is the GTi
model, with realistic toes and a slide-back sun-roof head. Kryten finds
himself falling in advanced mutual compatibility on the basis of a
primary initial ident, or what humans call "love at first sight", but
the course of true advanced mutual compatibility never runs in a
non-glitch bug-free way.
20. DNA Feb. 21
Richard Ridings (D.N.A Computer Voice)
Keith Mayes & Jem Whippy (Makeup Designer)
The crew locks onto an unidentified craft which contains a machine that
can transform living things by rewriting their DNA. A blessing or a
curse? The Dwarfers are unsure, until Lister's curry assumes near-human
form.
21. Justice Feb. 28
Nicholas Ball (Simulant), James Smille (Justice Computer Voice)
Innate natural justice does not exist, except in Justice World, where
the consequences of a crime are inflicted on its perpetrator. The
innocent have nothing to fear, but Rimmer is in trouble.
22. White Hole Mar. 7
David Ross (Talkie toaster)
Fiona Kemp & Jo Netleman (Assistant Makeup Designers)
Holly leaves the crew drifting helplessly towards a white hole. Will
Rimmer sacrifice his hologrammatic life to save the rest of the crew?
No.
23. Dimension Jump Mar. 14
Robert Llewllyn (Bongo), Simon Gaffney (Young Rimmer),
Kalli Greenwood (Mrs Rimmer), Hetty Baynes (Cockpit Computer)
In a universe almost identical to our own, another Arnold Rimmer exists.
24. Melt Down Mar. 21
Clayton Mark (Elvis), Kenneth Hadley (Hitler), Martin Friend (Einstein),
Stephen Tiller (Pythagoras), Jack Klaff (Abraham Lincoln),
Tony Hawkes (Caligula), Micheal Barrel (Pope Gregory),
Forbes Masson (Stan Laurel), Roger Blake (Noel Coward),
Pauline Bailey (Marilyn Monroe)
A matter transporter whisks the crew to Waxworld - a giant theme park
where the waxdroids are running amok.
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** Red Dwarf V **
First run spring 1992
Rimmer................................Chris Barrie
Lister................................Craig Charles
Kryten................................Robert Llewellyn
Cat...................................Danny John-Jules
Holly................................ Hattie Hayridge
Written by............................Rob Grant & Doug Naylor
Music.................................Howard Goodall
Casting...............................Jane Davies
Production Accountant.................Joanna Birkinshaw
Unit Manager..........................Irene Gibbons
Video Effects.........................Bruce Steele, Jez Gibson
Production Team.......................Nichol Hoye, Mairead Curtin
Camera Supervisor.....................Mike Spencer
Gaffer................................Ron Green
Consol Operator.......................Dai Thomas
Property Master.......................Paul Purdy
Properties Buyer......................Stella McIntyre
Technical Manager.....................Jeff Jefferty
Videotape Editor......................Graham Hutchings
Stage Manager.........................Kerry Waddell
Production Assistant..................Christine Moses
Costume Design........................Howard Burden, Gill Shaw
Make Up Design........................Andrea Pennell
Visual Effects Design.................Peter Wragg
Sound Supervisor......................Keith Mayes
Lighting Director.....................John Pomphrey
Production Design.....................Mel Bibby, Stephen Bradshaw
Associate Producer....................Julian Scott
Direction.............................Juliet May & Grant Naylor
Producer..............................Hilary Bevan Jones
Executive Producers...................Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
A Grant Naylor production for BBC North
25. Holoship Feb. 20, 9pm, BBC 2
Guest cast: Jane Horrocks(Nirvanah Crane), Matthew Marsh (Captain Platini),
Don Warrington (Commander Binks), Lucy Briers (Harrison), Simon Day (Number
Two), Jane Montgomery (Number One)
Credits: Directed by Juliet May
Rimmer is transmitted to the holoship Enlightenment which contains the cream of
the space corps.
26. The Inquisitor Feb. 27
John Docherty (Inquisitor), Jake Abraham (Second Lister), James Cormick (Thomas
Allman)
Colin Skeating (Stuntman), Gareth Milne (Stunt Coordinator)
The Inqusitor roams through time weeding out life's wastrels and deleting the
worthless - the Red Dwarf crew is in big, big trouble.
27. Terrorform Mar. 5
Sara Stockbridge, Francine Walker-Lee (Handmaidens)
Juliet May (Director), Gareth Milne (Stunt Coordinator)
Rimmer is taken prisoner inside his own mind.
28. Quarantine Mar. 12
Maggie Steed (Dr. Hildegarde Lanstrom)
Directed by Grant Naylor
Rimmer forces the crew into quarantine.
29. Demons and Angels Mar. 19
The crew encounter evil doppelgangers.
30. Back to Reality Mar. 26
Timothy Spall (Andy), Lenny van Dohlen (Cop), Anastasia Hille (New Kochanski),
Marie McCarthy (Nurse), John Sharian (New Lister)
An abandoned spaceship is discovered.
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