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A whack of really bad Borg puns

Filename: p.138
Category: Star Trek (tm) parodies
Title(s): Best of Both Borgs (borg puns)
Author(s): John A. Kusters, jr., et al.
Newsgroup: rec.arts.startrek, alt.french.captain.borg.borg.borg
Poster: John A. Kusters, jr.
Date posted: 1990 10 02 02:33:07 GMT
First date published: 1990 10 02 02:33:07 GMT
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Borg Puns.....

What do you call a Borg actor who's a ham?

Ernest BORGnine.

What do you call a Borg with a long nose?

Cyrano De BORGerac.

What is a Borg's favorite cut of meat?

BORG chops.

What is the Borg's favorite Broadway show?

BORGie and Bess.

What is the Borg's favorite movie?

BORG on the Fourth of July.

What did the Surfer Borg say when there were no waves at the beach?

Totally BORGus!

How do you keep a Borg very busy?

while (1) {
BORG ();
};

What kind of sound does a Borg Pet make?

BORG! BORG!

What did the confused Borg say?

It BORGlles the mind!

What did one Borg scanner say to the other Borg scanner?

Read any good BORGs lately?

giggle.....giggle.....heh-heh....ha....Ha...HA HA HA HA HA HA
<THUMP!!!>

From [email protected]

What does Picard drink at dinner with his brother?

A glass of BORGundy wine.

What do they call Borgs that live in Australia?

aBORGigines?

What is most beautiful sight on the Borg planet?

Aurora BORGealis.

What is the Borg's favorite brand of cigarette?

MarlBORGo.

Where do Borgs go to do research?

The LaBORGatory?

What do they call a newborn Borg?

A NewBORG.

Where do Borgs go for cheap sex?

A BORGdello.

And in *EXTREMELY* poor taste, what did the female borg unit
do when Picard knocked her up?

An aBORGtion. <sorry about that, no offense intended>

From [email protected]

What is the Borg's favorite computer?

The OsBORG.

From [email protected]

Who was Batborg's faithful companion?

Robin the BORG wonder.

Why wasn't Jean-Luc a true Borg?

He wasn't Bjorn BORG.

From me ([email protected])

Who is the Borg children's favorite muppet?

Big BORG.

What do you say about Borgs with dandruff?

BORGS of a feather flake together.

What do Borgs have during sex?

A BORGasm.

What is the Borg favorite fast food?

HamBORGers.

Where do Borgs go to "Have it their way"?

To BORGer King.

I apologize if I'm BORGing you....
 
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