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e v i l t h o u g h t s #001 - The Lamerz Corner
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Release Date: 4/20/96
Well, this is probably the eighthieth edition of the first issue, because I
can't figure out what kind of format I want it in. Oh well, hey, if it
sucks, more power to me to make crappy t-philes...
Hey! Oh, look, another "I've gotta 80 meg of these on my HD" t-phile, e-mag.
Yeah, well, uhhhh... fuck you.... yeah, that was kewl, Fuck You!!
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by Morbus
Yup! The Lamerz Corner, where Lamerz who think they can be /<ewl by reading
this file will get the most of
Welcome, lamerz to the first issue of ET (no, not Entertainment Tonight, or
Extraterrestrial, good try though...) We've got tonz of hints to make you
the most eleeeeeeeeeeeeeetzzzzzz person you could ever think of. So, try
these tricks out on everyone, and be the /<ewlest in your town!
HOW TO BE A BAD-ASS ANARCHIST....
1....) Take mailboxes and uproute them. This really pisses people off. For
extra added fun, you could place them in the middle of the road (so CARS
can run over them <oh yeah :o> ) Or, if you're feeling especially
dangerous, you could uproute <<<<2>>>> mail boxes and trade places with
them. On second thought, it would probably be easier to change the numbers.
2....) Throw bricks through windows in the name of a "better government"
3....) Go to the supermarket and shout that you're gonna blow up the world
with pineapples, then run away really fast. Make sure to drool. Watch _12
Monkeys_ for extra hints.
4....) Wanna damage some cars? Really /<ewly and stuff? Well, pour some
cement (liquid!!) into the tailpipe, and then cover the hole (so it won't
get out). Let it dry, and the next time the lozer starts his car, he won't
be going far! Don't you feel cool now?
5....) Fill a bottle with gasoline, and then stick a wick into it. Tighten
the cap (with epoxy glue) and make sure the bottle is not covered with
gasoline. Light the wick, wait, and then throw it at something or someone,
or place it on somethin and run. (A reminder: When throwing, you will want
to throw before it explodes.
HOW TO BE A BAD-ASS PHREAKER....
1....) Call up an operator from a payphone, and harass them: asking them to
dial out (please assure me you know what this means) or if they could send
you some money. Keep doing this for hours, and see if you can:
a) get an operator to cry
b) get the operator to route you to a superior
c) get the operator to send the police on you (now is the time to hang
up and find somewhere to hide. Then you can tell all your jealous
friends how much of a badass you are.
2....) Dial 550 and the last 4 digits of the phone you are calling from.
Make sure you get the dial tone, and then gently click until you hear a
noise. Hang up, then walk away. Make sure that you have some friends around
so that they can see how incredible of a phreaker you are.
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