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CTC #2 : MAY 1995 : REALM OF CHAOS

May 1995 Corellian
#2 Trade Corps
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R E A L M O F C H A O S
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Welcome To Issue #2 Of CTC. This Issue Is Entitled "Realm Of Chaos." So This
Month We'll Be Featuring Articles On Chaos, Terrorism, And General Disorder.
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Contents: CTC Issue #2, May 1995, Realm Of Chaos:

1 - Terrorism: What's The Point? Solo
2 - Effective Ransom. Hawkes
3 - Strategic Bomb Placement. Solo
4 - Poison The Muthas. Maggot
5 - Crowd Control 101. Solo
6 - Armorproofing Your Car. Maggot
7 - Cars For Fun And Profit. Solo
8 - Carrying Concealed. Hawkes
9 - Laptop Techniques Part 2. Solo

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'''''''''''T e r r o r i s m : W h a t ' s T h e P o i n t ?````````````

By: Solo

Terrorism: The Systematic Use Of Violence, Terror, And Intimidation To
Achieve An End.

Rather Than Coating This Article With Shitloads Of Personal Opinions, Which
Would Make This File Too Long For My Hard Drive To Hold, I'll Try To Stick To
The Basics. Terrorism Isn't Just A Tool Of Political Activists. It's A Form
Of Bargaining Capable Of Being Used By Anyone From A McDonald's Fry-Guy To An
IBM Corporate Executive To The Mafia And Any Other Organization. Terrorists
Are Like Bullies. Spike Beats The Shit Out Of A Few Kids At School. Everybody
Becomes Scared Of Spike. Then Spike Demands Milk Money From Little Bobby. So
Bobby Gives Spike The Milk Money To Keep From Getting His Ass Kicked. That's
The Simplified Form.
Terrorism Is Nothing But A High Stakes Bargaining Tactic. The Basis Is Fear.
And It's Not Always A Fear Of Personal Harm. It Can Be A Fear For Friends and
Family (There Goes The MCI Calling Circle) Or For Personal Reputation, Or For
Personal Assets, Money, And Anything Else That People Care For.
For An Example, Let's Use "The Club" Automobile Anti-Theft Device. Now Let's
Say That I Own The Company That Makes "The Club." Sales Are Down. I Hire Some
Cronies To Steal 1000 Cars In San Francisco. But Only Cars That Don't Use The
Club. Then We Ask The Owner's Of The Stolen Vehicles If They Used The Club.
They Say No, I Make A Big Commercial With A Fake Cop Who Says That Unless You
Use The Club, Your Car Will Probably Be Stolen...Suddenly Sales Are Way Up.
Basic Shit. And Even If I Didn't Hire People To Steal The Cars, I Could Cash
In On The Work That Other Car Thieves Are Doing. Threats, Manipulation, Other
Forms Of Propaganda...No Matter What The Nature Is, We All Use These Tactics
To A Certain Extent In Everyday Life... We Are All Terrorists To Some Degree.
But When Do We Get To The Cool Part About Blowing Shit Up?...Now.
The Major Terrorist Organizations Of The World Have Specific Monetary And/Or
Political Goals Of Some Kind. They Feed Off Of The Fear Created By Mass Death
Bombings And Major Destruction. They Use These Things As A Bargaining Chip.
They Blow The Hell Out Of Big Places And Threaten To Do It Again Unless They
Get What They Want.
The Most Effective Terrorist Strikes Require A Great Deal Of Planning. Sure,
Some Of The Biggest Bombings In History That Killed Hundreds Or Thousands Of
People Were Done With Little Or No Planning Whatsoever, But For Purposes Of
Terrorism, They Weren't Very Effective. A Random Bombing That Kills A Hundred
People Isn't Nearly As Effective As A Small Bomb In The Heavily Gaurded Top
Secret Wardroom Of The Pentagon That Only Kills Four Or Five People. Breaches
In Security, Especially Government Security, Hit Closer To Home Than A Random
Bombing Simply Because Nothing Can Completely Prevent A Random Bombing. It's
Impossible To Search Every Car, Truck, Briefcase, Duffel Bag, And Person On
The Streets Of A Big City.
When A Random Bombing Like That Takes Place, The Authorities Only Have One
Option: To Beef Up Security For A Limited Period Of Time In An Attempt To
Deter Other Possible Bombings Until They Can Think Of Something Better To Do.
This Act Is Also An Act Of Terrorism By The Authorities. They Know They Can't
Prevent Anything From Happening, But They're Hoping That A Show Of Force Will
Scare Any Would-Be Bombers Into Aborting Their Missions.
Compare This To A Planned Bombing Within An Organization That Goes To Great
Lengths To Prevent Such Things. In The Case Of A Random Bombing, The Increase
In The Show Of Force After The Bombing Is Usually Enough To Deter More Bomb-
Related Activity, So There Is Rarely Any Need To Worry About Another Bombing
In The Near Future. But With A "Secure" Organization, They Have Already
Implemented A Show-Of-Force Among Other Deterrants, And Yet They Were Still
Victimized, So Now What The Hell Can They Do? This Is Where True Fear Comes
Into Play, And Why This Form Of Terrorism Is So Much More Effective In Many
Situations. What Can They Do? Of Course They Tighten Security Even More, But
If Someone Got Around Their Extensive Security Measures Before, It Is Quite
Doubtful That Increased Security Will Add Much Protection Now. For All They
Know, They Could Be Sitting On Another Bomb Right Now. And Then They Question
The Credibility Of Everyone In The Organization. They Are Constantly On Edge
And Looking Over Their Shoulders.
A Quick Note On Security Personnel. They Are Expensive. Even The Cheapo
Mall-Variety Rent-A-Cops Get To Be A Huge Expense After A While. For The Week
Or Two After A Terrorist Strike, The Expense Isn't Really Noticed Because All
The Big-Wigs Are Trying To Cover Their Asses And Prevent Future "Events."
But After The First Few Weeks, When The Fear Is Wearing Off And Things Are
Getting Back To Normal, Those Extra Security Guards Don't Seem Quite So
Necessary Any More.
Now, With All These Things In Mind, Let's Evaluate Some Reasons Behind
Invoking A Terrorist Action.

1 - Random Bombing / Terrorist Strike
- Creates Public Tension, Fear, Hysteria
- Causes A Temporary Increase In Security In The Surrounding Area.
This Usually Also Means A Decrease In Security In Neighboring
Areas Which Can Allow For Better Terrorist Strikes In Those Areas.
- Lower Risk Factor Involved.

2 - Planned Bombing / Terrorist Strike
- Creates Public Tension, Fear, Hysteria: Concentrated On The Place
Where The Strike Took Place. People Will Tend To Avoid Frequenting
That Particular Place In The Near Future If At All Possible. This
Is Bad For Businesses And Organizations That Require Involvement
From The Public. Such Businesses Will Be More Eager To Strike A
Deal After They Experience The Loss Of Profit Associated With Low
Public Involvement.
- Creates Internal Tension, Fear, Hysteria: Causes People Within A
Given Organization To Mistrust Each Other, And To Suspect Each Other
Of Treachery. This Tends To Slow Production And Create A Generally
Unstable Working Environment. The People Who Have The Ability To
Bargain WIll Notice Internal Fears Over Any Other Factor, Simply
Because It Is The Most Obvious To Them.
- Creates The Need For Temporary Addition To Security Force: This Is
Costly To The People Who Have Bargaining Power. The Show Of Force
Will Also Add To The General Hysteria, And Will Constantly Remind
People That There Is A Threat.
- Creates Feeling Of Vulnerability: Completely Destroys Any And All
Faith That Anyone Ever Had In A Security System. Makes People Feel
Vulnerable And Weak. People In This State Are More Likely To Bargain
If It Will Restore Their Feeling Of Security.

These Are Just A Few General Effects Of Each Form Of Terrorist Strike. Of
Course There Are Many Others That Will Come Into Play That Are Specific To
The Target Of Attack, As Well As The Different Bargaining Chips Involved.
You Can Also Plan A Strike To Appear As Though It Were A Random Strike If It
Suits Your Purposes. This Is Especially Good To Implement Before A Well
Planned Strike In Another Location.
These Are Just A Few Ideas To Build On. We'll Go Into Greater Detail Later
And Discuss Specific Methods Of Terrorism And Terrorist Strikes And How To
Implement Them Into Your Own Bargaining Strategies.

Solo.



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By: Hawkes

This is one of the oldest forms of terrorism that is still being effectively
used today. The general concept is based on holding a person or valuable item
for ransom. There have been a million different movies and television shows
based on holding someone or something for ransom.
To effectively pull off a ransom job, you need to first discard everything
you've seen in the movies. The technology in use today by law enforcement
agencies by far surpasses anything ever used in the history of crime. There-
for, your primary objective is to make sure that the police don't become
involved.
If you try to recreate a movie where you give someone 24 hours to come up
with a million dollars and leave it in the secret drop zone or whatever the
scenario may be, you WILL get caught. NEVER count on someone to resist the
temptation of calling the police. When you contact your victims with ransom
demands, they are going to be desperate. They are going to feel worthless and
useless, and they are going to try to recreate the scene from their favorite
movie in order to make sure that everything turns out ok. They are going to
call the cops and hope for Clint Eastwood or Sylvester Stallone to show up
and make everything happy again. Point blank...They WILL call the cops if
they get even the slightest opportunity to do so.
The first step is to obtain the article that you intend to hold for ransom.
A person is generally better for bringing in the large payoffs as people
tend to be more emotionally attached to relatives and friends, and believe
that the price of a human life is priceless. However, the risk involved is
exponentially greater when dealing with people than it is with valuable
non-living objects. The act of kidnapping in itself is quite risky as well as
difficult. You run the risk of being seen, not only by your victim, but also
by surrounding individuals and nosey neighbors. Chances are that the person
you are kidnapping will scream or make noise, unless they know you really
well in which case their friends and neighbors probably also know you or will
at least be able to describe the vehicle that little Suzi left in. It also
increases the chances that someone will call the police. Parents and spouses
tend to be overly paranoid when their loved one isn't home on time, and they
call the cops. Fortunately, Most police stations have a 24-hour rule, which
is that a person must be gone for at least 24 hours before they are considered to be
"missing."
You must also consider the many other factors involved with holding a person
for ransom. You will have to keep a very low profile, and stay far away from
places where people can hear screams and cries for help. You will have to
keep a close eye on the hostage to make sure that they don't escape or gain
access to a phone or CB or other transmitters. There are also the problems
involved with capturing and transporting the hostage, and keeping them in
good health. If the hostage is hurt or killed, you may lose out on your cash
reward.
When holding a person for ransom, you should keep their hands tied at all
times. Some type of leg restraint is also recommended...Something to reduce
the length of their stride to less than 18 inches should suffice. This will
keep them from running or kicking your ass when they turn out to be a sixth
degree blackbelt. This will lead to problems when it comes to urinating or
defecating, but you should not loosen their bondage straps even for these
things, even if it requires you to wipe their ass and help them pull their
pants back up.
Don't let them out of your sight, no matter what they say. Remember that
their main concern is to get away from the bad man (you) for long enough to
pull some cool Bruce Willis type shit and get away, so don't fall for it.
There are a thousand more problems associated with holding hostages, but the
payoff can be well worth the effort.
Now the key to effective ransoming is the proper utilization of time. You
need to be able to pull everything off as quickly as possible, without making
any mistakes. As soon as you have your hostage, you need to have several
other things ready to happen. First, you need to have tapped the victim's
phone line. This way, you will know if the dumbass calls the cops or anybody
else, and if so, then you'll know how much they know. You also need to have
some way of watching the victim as much as possible. Whether this is done by
video camera, binoculars, or some other means that you devise, you should be
able to observe your victim as much as possible in order to reveal any new
surprises that might spring up, such as the victim loading his new fifty
caliber machine gun and strapping on some grenades.
Your target should be contacted as soon as possible after securing the
hostage. You should let him know that he is being watched, that his phone
line(s) are tapped, and that you have several scanners that are scanning the
airwaves for transmissions. (It's actually a good idea to set up several
scanners to do this if at all possible, to account for a base CB or HAM radio
transmitter, as well as walkie-talkies and any other means of communication.)
When talking to the victim, always use the terms "We" and "Us" rather than
"I" and "Me" and other singular phrases. This will let him think that there
are several people involved, and may decrease his thoughts of trying anything
stupid. After informing him that you have his daughter/son/wife/sister or
whatever it is that you have, make sure that he understands that anything
that you interpret as a wrong move will get the hostage beaten, raped, and
killed. Make it as brutal sounding as possible, to really feed on the
emotions. Give explicit instructions on what he is to do.
Note that the ransomee will try to stall for time. Don't let it happen. You
should know beforehand of anything that will cause delays, and figure them
into your calculations. If it takes 15 minutes for him to drive to the bank,
then figure that into your timeframe. Figure everything in beforehand. That
way when he says "But two hours isn't enough time for me to come up with that
kind of cash! I need more time!", you won't have to buckle and give him more
time. This is done primarily to assure that you retain the upper hand at all
times. A minor victory on the victim's part, even one so minor as obtaining
an extra 15 minutes will reduce your power over him.
With enough research beforehand, you could have a conversation similar to
this one:
"Immediately after hanging up, you will gather your wallet and keys, and
you will exit the house from the front door. You will get into your car and
you will drive to the 1st National Bank of Shitville on 3rd Street where you
hold your savings account. You will drive at 5 miles per hour below the speed
limit, obeying all traffic regulations. There will be someone watching you at
all points of this journey. If you become tied up in traffic or are stopped
for any reason, you will not look at pedestrians or anyone in neighboring
vehicles. You will look straight ahead, and will not make any gestures
whatsoever. Upon reaching the bank, you will go in through the main entrance
and take your place at the end of the line. You will have 10 minutes to
complete your transaction. If any problems arise that may cause your
transaction to exceed 10 minutes, I will be notified, and will not cause
harm to little Suzi as long as you have not made and gestures or comments
that could be interpreted as an attempt to inform anyone that there is a
problem, etc etc etc."
This type of spiel will accomplish several things. First, it will establish
the fact that you know everything about the victim and what is going to
happen. This will instantly deter him from trying to pull a fast one, or to
attempt anything out of the ordinary. It will also convince him that he is
being watched at all times. It will establish a semi-calm state of mind in
the event that something goes wrong, such as exceeding his 10 minute time
limit in the bank...He knows when he gets inside that it will take at least
a half hour to complete the transaction because of the long line, but rather
than becoming frantic in trying to make the deadline and making a big scene
in order to meet the time limit, he will simply wait, knowing that this
situation has already been allotted for. He knows that someone will be
watching him the entire time, so he will be more apt to going along with
the original plan.
Now assuming that everything else goes according to plan, it is now time to
make the exchange. The exchange should be set up so that the hostage is in
a location that will be visible to the ransomee. The ransomee will see the
hostage at a distance, and will make the cash drop from at least a hundred
yards away. A good idea would be to leave a pair of binoculars at the drop
zone. This would allow for the hostage to be placed at a good distance away,
perhaps a quarter mile or so from the drop zone. He will look through the
binoculars and see that the hostage is alive and safe, and that no-one else
is around. He will then leave the bag full of money at the drop zone and
then walk the distance to where the hostage is tied up. When he reaches the
hostage, you take the bag of money and leave. As he is untying the hostage,
you can detonate the bomb that you planted next to the hostage, killing both
witnesses at a safe distance.


HAWKES | SFD


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Part 1: Airports

By: Solo

When Placing Bombs And Other Explosive Devices In Airports, You Need To Keep
In Mind The Fact That Airport Security Is Constantly Looking For Many Of The
Following Things, Because They Know That Airports Are A Prime Target For Your
Terrorist Activities.
Nothing Grabs The Attention Of An Airport Security Agent More Than A
Briefcase Sitting Around. I Was In Chicago A Few Years Ago, Carrying Several
Items Including A Briefcase. I Left My Stuff By My Seat When I Went To Take A
Piss. I Came Back Less Than A Minute Later And Airport Security Met Me Coming
Back To My Seat And Started Asking Me All Kinds Of Questions. I Finally Had
To Open My Briefcase And Show Them That I Didn't Have A Bomb, And Then They
Lectured Me On Not Leaving My Shit Sitting Around Because "It Might Be Stolen
And We're Not Responsible For The Loss Of Personal Items..." It Was A Crock
Of Shit...They Were Just Scared That It Was A Bomb.
So If You Plan On Leaving A Bomb Somewhere, You Might Want To Choose A Less
Frightening Item To Carry It In. You Can Also Reduce The Chances Of It Being
Spotted By Leaving It In One Of The Following Areas:
1 - Bathroom: Take Your Bomb In To The Bathroom And Go Into A Stall. There
You Can Arm It And Leave It. You Should Do This When The Bathroom Is Not
Heavily Occupied As You Need To Leave The Stall Locked And Crawl Under
It And Leave, After Placing A Printed "Out Of Order" Sign On The Outside
Of The Stall. This Will Prevent Anyone From Stumbling On To The Bomb For
A Few Minutes AT Least.
2 - Arcade: Many Air Terminals Have A Small Arcade Where The Passengers And
Guests Can Play Video Games While They Wait. This Is A Good Place Where
You Can Easily Discard Your Bomb. Just Set The Bomb Down Beside One Of
The Games, Preferrably One That Is In A Dark Section Of The Room And Has
An Gap Between It And The Next Game Over. You Just Slide The Bomb Beside
The Machine, Play A Game Or Two And Then Leave Without The Bomb. It Also
Is A Good Idea To Leave It By A Not-So-Popular Game So There Won't Be A
Big Crowd Around The Machine To See The Bomb And Remind You That You've
Forgotten Your Bag There.
3 - Strapped To A Flight Attendant : Only For The Truly Desperate.

More On Effective Bomb Placement In Future Issues.

Solo

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By: Maggot

Ok, check this shit out. If you really want to fuck some people up, you got
to make up a good-ass batch o' poison. Remember that Tylenol scare back in
the early 80's? Well that's the kind of shit that really messes with people's
heads. Everybody that uses Tylenol starts freakin' over the shit. Besides,
Tylenol lost a lot of money over that 'cause no muthas used that shit after
that for a long time.
Now all the shit nowdays has those safety seals and everything. Well don't
worry about that because hardly antbody worries about that shit anymore
because aint nobody got poisened in a while. So what you do is hook up with
whatever you wanna poison and get a syringe. Then all you do is fill the
syringe with poison and insert the needle into the shit and squirt some
poison in it. That simple.
Then you take it back to the store where you got it and put it back up on
the shelf. Don't ask for a refund because then they'll be suspicious and they
might remember your face.
Don't poison any halloween candy because everybody checks for that shit.
You can also grind up some rat poison and mixit in with those jello pudding
pacakages or some cake or pancake mix. A really good one is to use that
syringe again and totally load down a box of cocoa puffs. That way when the
kid eats it he starts pukng his guts out on the floor and on his mom.
I like to fuck with old people and poison denture creme and metamucil.
You can really score big and put some itching powder in a box of Depends.
You can open a box of tampons and soak the tampons with poison and it'll
absorb through the pussy walls. Genitals are real sensitive and the
membranes let all kinds of shit pass straight into the bloodstream. You
can do the same thing with supositories.
You can also dip the tampons in acid if the bitch really pisses you off.
Just go to her house and pop open a box and hook her up with a real good
time for later.
You can get some of those home pregnancy tests and re-write the instructions
and then have it so she adds a small vial of ammonia to the piss sample.
The piss reacts with the ammonia to produce toxic fumes, but it isn't usually
fatal, but it's still fun.
Eyedrops are another good source for liquid poison. The shit goes through
the eyes straight into the bloodstream again.
You can poison almost anything, and really fuck some people up, so what
are you waiting for? Don't bother reading the rest of this shit, just get
your ass down to the store and get busy.

MaGgOt~~~

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By: Solo

The Enemy Is Equipped With Large Vehicles Full Of Troops Wearing Body Armor
And Gas Masks. They Shout Their Warnings As They Move Into Position, Creating
A Wall Of Manpower. Carrying Shields And Armed With Weapons, They Order The
Crowd To Disperse.
Riot Situations Can Be Hell On You If You Aren't Prepared. Everyone Has To
Know What To Do When The Tear Gas Starts Flying. Otherwise You Can Plan On
Spending The Night In Jail With Burning Eyes.
The First Thing I'm Going To Discuss Is Tear Gas. This Is Usually The First
Line Of Offense That The Crowd Control Unit Will Utilize. The Important Thing
You Need To Know About Tear Gas Is That It Doesn't Just Affect The Eyes. Tear
Gas Seeks Out Moisture. Any Moisture That Comes In Contact With The Gas Will
Soon Become Unhappy Moisture. Tear Gas Burns Like Hell. It Will Wreak Havoc
On Your Eyes, It Will Burn Your Throat And Mouth, It Will Irritate The Total
Dog-Shit Out Of Your Skin, And Will Provide An All-Around Bad Day For You If
Unless You're Ready For It. Being Ready Means Having Several Articles Of Very
Important Clothing And The Proper Gas Mask. As Far As Clothing, Wear Several
Layers Of Bulky Clothing Made Of Flannel Or Thick Cloth. Jeans Are Usually
Good Enough For The Lower Body. You'll Need To Cover Every Inch Of Exposed
Skin And Seal Off Any Airways Where The Gas Can Easily Pass Through. Wear A
Wool Gangsta Cap On Your Head, And Wear A Good Thick Pair Of Gloves.
The Gas mask Should Cover The Entire Face. It Is Preferred To Have A Unit
Capable Of Supplying Its Own Oxygen, Rather Than Relying On The Current Air
Source Which Will Soon Be Contaminated. After Donning The Gas Mask, You Must
Wrap A Scarf Around Your Neck If You Want To Avoid Exposure In That Area.
Some Tear Gas Will Probably Penetrate Your Suit Anyway, Regardless Of The
Precautions Taken To Avoid Exposure. This Is To Be Expected. It Is Important
To Note That Flushing Exposed Skin or Eyes With Water Will Increase The Pain
And The Stinging, Burning Sensation. That's The Nature Of This Chemical Agent
That Makes It SO Effective.
The Next Things To Concentrate On Are The Vehicles That The Crowd Control
Unit Came In. If You Have Someone With An RPG, I Would Suggest Blowing These
Vehicles Straight To Hell Right Off The Bat. These Vehicles Usually Contain
Additional Personnel, Weapons, Ammunition And Other Supplies. If You Take Out
The Immediate Reinforcements Then The Existing Crowd Control Squad Will Face
A Serious Dilemma... They Will Not Be Able To Obtain Reloads And Backup, And
Will Be Forced To Fight With What They Have On Them AT The Time. This Is Not
Usually A Lot, As The First Wave Generally Attempts To Control The Crowd With
The Least Destructive Means Possible. They Are Prepared For Close Combat And
Don't Have Very Much In The Way Of Heavy Artillery. They Will Either Attempt
To Stick To Their Guns And Duke It Out Until Reinforcement Arrive, Or They'll
Retreat. They Will Usually Retreat After Discovering That The Crowd Has Large
Weapons And RPG's. They ARe Not Equipped To Handle This Type Of Attack.
If All Else Fails, Then Have The Entire Crowd Peform A Huge Wall-Of-Death
Rush And Totally Fuck The Riot Control Guys Up. Just Pretend Like It's A Huge
Mosh-Pit And There Are A Bunch Of Posers Standing Up By The Stage.
The Main Objective Is To Take These Guys Out Of The Picture Before They Come
To Realize That You Mean Business And Decide To Break Out The Real Equipment.
Like I said, Just Think Of It As A Big Mosh Pit. You're All Trying To Get Up
On The Stage To D Some Divin'. If You Try To Make It One At A Time, Security
Will Just Keep Tossing Your Ass Back Into The Crowd, But If You All Rush The
Stage At Once, There's Not A Security Guard In The World Who Can Stop You All
At The Same Time.

Solo

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By: Maggot

Hey, suckas! If you want a totally bad-ass ride, then listen up. First thing
you need is a real car. These fuckin' new plastic cars with the little four-
cylinders just won't cut it. You need a REAL car. I drive a '78 Grenada. It
don't look like much, but it'll stop some bullets, which is all that matters
when some dudes are shooting at you. Fuck the paintjob, just stop the damned
bullets!
So now the first step is to get a hold of an older car, one of the all-steel
construction jobs. Make sure you get an 8-cyclinder, and at least a 305 or a
350 to push it, cause this bitch is gonna be heavy.
Now the next thing you want to do is fill the doors with sand. This makes
the sides safe from bullets and shrapnel. Now for the windows, you need to
tint all the windows really dark. I mean REALLY dark. That way nobody can see
inside, and you can put shields up and nobody will suspect a thing.
Now for the shields you need some big ass sheets of steel and a welder or
somebody who will weld the shit for you. So now you measure how big your
windshield, side windows, and back windows are. Now make some sheets of steel
the same size as the windows, and remember to leave a few small holes to see
through.
Now you need to drill a few holes in your roof and screw in some mounting
brackets. Make sure the brackets are strong enough to support the sheets of
steel. Screw the first part of the mounting brackets on the inside of your
ride, and weld the other half to the steel sheets. This way you can remove
them and put them in whenever you want, just like t-tops.
Now you have a big box with steel and packed sand all around you. So you
think you're safe now, right? Not a chance. Next you have to do something
about the gas tank. It's a big frag grenade just waiting to go off under
your car. So you need to put it in your back seat, like they do at the
demolition derby's and shit. Then you attach some more thinner sheets of
metal under your car on the weak spots.
Now you need to do something about the tires. In a firefight, the tires are
the first thing to go, and flat tires are bad news. So get a shitload of that
Fix-a-flat crap and fill all your tires with it. All the way up. Let that
shit harden and you're in there.
Next you gotta protect your radiator, or else it'll get shot full of holes
and your car with overheat in no time and you'll be stranded. Time for more
steel. You got to affix the steel plate in front of the radiator, but also
make sure that it still gets good air flow or else you might as well just
get shot full of holes. Same shit happens.
Now this ride is getting pretty damn heavy, so now's the time to install a
bitchin' set of hydraulics and shocks/struts. Otherwise you'll just be
draggin' the ground.
Ok, so now you're almost ready to go into Oakland late at night, but there's
one last thing you need. A good stereo system. Otherwise, when the shooting
starts, you won't be able to hear your tunes over the gunshots.
Play some Rhinobucket or C.O.C. and you should have no problem.

MaGgOt~~~

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''''''''''''''C a r s F o r F u n A n d P r o f i t``````````````````

By: Solo

In CTC #1 We Discussed Several Techniques Dealing With Stealing Various Shit
In Houses And Buildings, And Shoplifting. Well Now It's Time To Discuss Some
Of The Methods Involved With Looting And Stealing Cars.
The Cool Thing About Cars Is That They Are Everywhere. It's Like A Thieves'
Smorgasboard Wherever You Go. Cars Are A Great Place To Find Almost Anything
Of Any Value. Today We're Going To Feed On The Ignorance Of Rich People.
My Favorite Place To Ransack Cars Is The Mall. The Mall Parking Lots Are So
Big That They Allow You To Check A Lot Of Cars In A Short Period Of Time. The
Mall's Security Police Are Usually Rent-A-Cops Who Could Care Less About Some
Stupid Car Out There While They Drive Around All Day Scoping Chicks From The
Comforts Of Their Air Conditioned Cars.
The Summer Months Are Great For Finding Open Windows. Tons Of People Leave
Their Car Windows Either Slightly Cracked Or All The Way Open, Because They
Don't Want To Come Back Out To An Oven. The Winter Months Are Really Good If
It's Below Freezing, As A Lot Of People Leave Their Doors Unlocked To Prevent
The Locks From Freezing Up And Locking Them Out Of Their Own Car.
There Are A Ton Of Methods That You Can Use To Break Into A Car. Those Metal
Coat Hangers Are Pretty Good, Easy To Dispose Of, And Pretty Effective After
You Get The Hang Of It, But A Lot Of The Newer Cars Have Locks That Are Near
Impossible To Open With A Hanger. Then You Have The BlackJacks And The Other
Neat Twisty Bendy Metal Lockbuster Tools. I Recommend Taking Several Of Each
With You In Order To Cover All Bases.
Practice On Your Own Cars Before Going Out In Public And Trying This. Now I
Assuming That You Have At Least Minimal Car-Breaking Skills So I Won't Have A
Sixty Meg Text File Included Here On Breaking Techniques. We'll Move Straight
Into The Looting Process.
Now You Don't Want To Hit Every Car You Come Across. A Few General Rules Are
In Order Here. Don't Fuck With Cars That Have Alarms. Unless You Are Really
Good Or You Find A Major Jackpot, You Should Steer Clear Of Car Alarms, For
A Car Alarm Going Off Will Put A Quick End To Your Day Of Looting. The Only
Exception Should Be If You Happen To See SOmething Of EXTREME Value Sitting
In The Car, In Which Case You SHould Just Break The Fucking Window, Grab The
SHit And Run Like Hell.
Now Here's What I Do To Scope Out The Cars Before Breaking In. I'll Just Go
Along At A Moderate Pace, Looking Inside Each Car As I Go, Looking For Some
Of The Following Things: Radar Detectors, Pull-Out Stereos, Purses, Large Or
Bulky Jackets Or Coats That Are Obviously Covering Something Large Such As A
Bag Or Box, Bags Or Boxes From Stores That I Want Shit From, Etc. Etc.
I Usually Bypass The JCPenney Bags, Because I Learned From Experience That A
Bag From Stores Like That Usually Contains Women's Clothing, Which I Really
Have No Use For Since I Gave Up Cross-Dressing A Long Time Ago.
I Look For Bags From Computer Stores And Electronics Stores. I Also Look For
Guitar Cases And Instruments And Skateboarding Shit. You Can Usually Sell A
Good Skateboard For At Least Twenty Bucks With Little Effort If You Know Some
Skaters.
I Also Like To Affix A McGruff The Crime Dog Or A Neighborhood Watch Sticker
To The Dashboard On Occasion Just To Fuck With My Victims.
When You Get Inside The Car, Look Under The Seats And In The Glove Box And
Any Place Else That Might Hold Valuables. You Can Find Money, Credit Cards,
ATM Cards, Guns, And All Kinds Of Other Neat Shit Just By Looking.
Another Great Place To Score Big Is At Concerts. When I Go To A Big Concert,
I Know That Everyone Else There Is Into The Same Kind Of Music That I Listen
To, So I Can Hit Any Of The Cars And Usually Score Some Good Tapes And CD's.
A Lot Of Cars Will Also Have Drugs And Alcohol Hidden Under The Seat Or In
The Glove Box Or Other "Secret" Location.
The Best Time To Hit These Cars Is Right After The Concert Starts And Almost
Everyone Has Gone Inside. You'll Miss The Opening Band While You're Raiding
The Cars, But You'll Still Be Able To Catch The Main Attraction.
Airports And Bus Terminals Are Also Good For Picking Up Some Fine Luggage Or
Other Bags Full Of Good Stuff That The Smith Family Plans To Take On Vacation
And So Forth.
Just Use Your Imagination And Be Careful. One Last Note, Never Ever Break In
To Any Chevy Novas That Are Painted Black. Don't Ask Why, Just Don't Fucking
Do It.

Solo

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By: Hawkes

During any illegal activity that you participate in where other people are
involved, it's generally a good idea to carry a weapon with you. A weapon
can be used in taking hostages or deterring anyone from attempting to stop
your progress or getaway plans.
The problem lies in the fact that you can't just walk around flashing a
gun everywhere without people noticing and calling in the police. So what
you need to do is keep your weapon concealed from view until you need to
make use of it. This article covers techniques involved with proper
concealment of weapons and choosing the best weapon to carry with you.
Obviously, you cannot carry an elephant gun around with you as it is far
too large to be concealed, yet it is nearly pointless to carry only a
small five-shot .22 as it is not very effective. So what we need is a happy
medium. Something small enough to be carried discreetly, yet large enough
to get the job done.
The size of the gun that you can carry effectively depends on the size of
your body frame. The bigger the body the bigger the gun. I prefer to use a
fairly large round of ammunition, such as a .45 calibre. The problem is that
a .45 is a big gun, and is difficult to conceal. There are several options
available as far as Officer's Models and snubnoses as well as pistols with
smaller capacities. Not all of us can carry around a big bulky 1911a1 .45
with an 11-shot extender clip like a certain other person who I won't
mention, so we have to compromise somewhere, whether it be in size or
accuracy or capacity or overall concealability.
The way that you carry the gun is also quite a factor. A vertical shoulder
holster has increased concealment over a vertical rig, but has the drawback
of a slower draw. Tucking the pistol down in the front or back of your
pants allows for concealment of larger pistols, but limits your freedom of
movement and really isn't very secure without a holster which becomes
uncomfortable after a while with the larger guns.
Smaller guns can be tucked inside your boots or pockets.
When carrying a weapon concealed, you should wear loose clothing that masks
your movement somewhat, so that any protruding bulges aren't noticed. You
need to get used to wearing the weapon and making natural movements while
wearing it.
At parties and other large functions where others are apt to hug you or
place their hands on you, you need to keep a close eye on what happens to
keep someone from feeling the gun. It's generally a good idea when wearing
a shoulder rig to keep one arm hanging down, covering the area of the gun
with your arm and elbow.
If someone happens to notice that you have a weapon and they confront you
about it, just pretend like you work for the District Attorney's office or
something similar, and that you are required to carry a gun in case someone
who has been convicted by you decides to seek revenge. Or say you are going
through training to become a police officer. Whatever you do, don't say
"That's right, Bitch, and now I'm going to rape you!"
Lines like that are seldom good for keeping a low profile.

HAWKES | SFD

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By: Solo

This Is A Continuation Of The Laptop Hacking Techniques Series. I Don't Know
Why I Said That, Because It Should Be Obvious From The Title, But It Sounded
Cool So I Said It. The Advantage Of A Laptop Is That It Is Easily Concealable
And Convenient To Carry Around. You Can Sneak A Laptop Into A Large Building
Or Someone's House By Carrying It In A Backpack Or Briefcase.
Today We Are Going To Utilize The Serial Null-Modem Cable To Rape Mainframes
And Unattended Computers That Are Not Normally Accessable From A Phone Line.
The Concept Is Simple. Gain Access To A Big Computer And Dump Its Information
To Your Laptop.
The First Thing To Do Is To Get Access To The Computer. This Is A Piece Of
Cake At Colleges And Universities, And You Won't Even Have To Break In. Other
Sources May Require Breaking In Or Social Engineering.
Upon Gaining Access To The Computer, Hook Up The Null-Modem Cable Into The
Serial Port Of The Computer And You're Ready To Go. Some Cables Require That
You Hook Into An Expansion Slot Inside The Computer. These Should Be Avoided
Unless You Feel Like Disassembling The Computer And Wasting Valuable Time. So
Once You Have Made The Connection, You Need To Configure The Computer So That
It Does Its Transfers Via The Port That You Are Hooked Into. With The Serial
Cables, This Is Generally A Printer Slot.
Now All You Need To Do Is Decide What You Want To Rape From The Computer And
Take, Take, Take. A Good Idea Might Be To Zip The Files Before Transferring
In Order To Save Space. If The Computer Is Accessible Via Modem, Concentrate
On Snagging The Userlists And Passwords First. Also Grab Anything That Deals
With Security. Check To See What Kind Of Anti-Virus Program The System Uses.
That Way If You Decide To Load Some Virii Later, You'll Know Which Types That
Will Go Undetected.
Look Around For Network Info. This Can Be Later Used To Simulate Their Net
Connection For Even Bigger And Better Access To Information. Look For Diaries
Or Other Personal Files Which May Contain Information Which Can Useful For
Blackmailing.
If The Computer Isn't Equipped With A Modem, You Can Set Up A Multitasking
Option On Your Laptop, Attach Your Modem To A Local Phone Line, And Transfer
The Information To Your Home Or Base Computer As It Is Being Downloaded. This
Allows For More Information To Be Stolen, And If You Get Caught, Then You'll
Still Have All The Info Stored Somewhere Else.
Another Idea Is If You Really Don't Care If The Owner Of The Computer Knows
That You Were There, Just Pop The Computer Open And Steal His Hard Drive. You
Can Then Analyze Everything From The Comfort Of Your Own Home.

Solo

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