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Newsletter from the Coalition For Zer0 Population
Coalition For Zer0 Population
We here at the Coalition For Zer0 Population, or CF0P, have
determined that the number one ecological cause of the problems of
the human race is people. Yes people! Statistics show that %100 of
all population comes from people. Not only that, but %100 of all
starving, suffering, hatred, hated, destructive, and overall
unhappy humans are, in fact people. The way we see it is that,
along with the elimination of people, there will also come the
elimination of human suffering and all of the for-mentioned, not to
mention over population. Our researchers have found that over %75
of the world's overpopulation problem would be solved by wiping out
people (+/- %25 error margin).
We have also determined, however, that if WE die, it would
really suck, so what we are doing is researching to find the one
thousand coolest people in the world which will be aloud to join
CF0P. We will eliminate the rest of the world's population leaving
enough resources for many generations to come. Join now! Operators
are standing by! Be the first kid on your block to own your own
piece of post-apocalyptic Earth.
This Public service announcement has been brought to you by the
Coalition For Zer0 Population, the Carnegie Corporation of New
York, and donations from people like you.
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