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Activist Times #51

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?SSUE #51 ?CTOBER-10-1990

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?CTIVIST ?IMES, ?NC. ??? IS A
JOURNALISTIC, CAUSISTIC, /
/CYBERPOLITICAL /
/ORGANIZATION, /
/TRYING TO /
/HELP Y'ALL, AND US /
CHANGE THE WORLD /
RADICALLY, IN LESS / ???
THAN TWO MINUTE / ?? ?OX 2501
INCREMENTS. / ?LOOMFIELD, ??
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???'S ?NSANE ?TAFF:

?ROUND ?ERO - PUBLISHER, EDITOR, WRITER
?RIME ?NARCHIST - EDITOR, WRITER
?RITING/?ESEARCH ?TAFF - ?K8 THE ?KINHEAD, ?AH-?, ??????, ?APPY ?ARRY
?ARDON, ?TORMBRINGER, AND OTHER OCCASIONAL CONTRIBUTORS.
?RCHIVIST: ?LO

?ELLO. ?ELCOME TO ???51. ?IRST OFF, ? APOLOGIZE FOR ALL THE TYPOS
IN ???49 AND ???50. ?E'LL TRY TO BETTER THIS TIME ;) .
? WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME ALL OF THE NEW ??? READERS THAT HAVE BEEN
ADDED TO OUR NET DISTRIBUTION LIST. ?E ACQUIRED THESE NEW READERS DUE TO
A PIECE WRITTEN BY ?RIME AND MYSELF THAT WAS RUN IN THE ?OMPUTER ?NDERGROUND
?IGEST (?U?). ?NY READER WHO HAS ANY COMMENTS OR CONTRIBUTIONS, OR WOULD
JUST LIKE TO SAY HI, EMAIL ME AT:
...UUNET!TRONSBOX!AKCS.GROUNDZERO
?HOSE OF YOU WHO EXPRESSED AN INTEREST IN WRITING FOR ??? MAY SEND IN
THEIR CONTRIBUTIONS BY TYPING THEM OUT AND EMAILING ME THE TEXT AT THE
ABOVE ADDRESS. ?NYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE A NET ADDRESS MAY TYPE OUT THEIR
PIECE IN HARDCOPY (HANDWRITE IT IF YOU HAVE TO AS LONG AS IT'S READABLE)
AND SEND IT TO ME AT THE ABOVE ???'S ?? ?OX ADDRESS. ?UBMISSIONS CAN RANGE
IN SIZE FROM ONE PARAGRAPH TO ABOUT 15K. ?E WILL CONSIDER ARTICLES LARGER
THAN 15K, BUT SEND A BRIEF OUTLINE FIRST BEFORE SUBMITTING THE ACTUAL PIECE.
? WARM WELCOME ALSO GOES OUT TO TWO NEW REGULAR CONTRIBUTORS: ?APPY
?ARRY ?ARDON (ANYONE SEE "?UMP ?P ?HE ?OLUME"?) AND ?TORMBRINGER. ?OU'LL
BE SEEING ITEMS FROM THEM EVERY SO OFTEN.
?LSO, SOME CORRECTIONS AND UPDATES ON ITEMS IN ???49/50. ?IPCO ??? IS
BACK UP, UNDER A MUCH SMALLER SYSTEM WITH A FILE AREA AND ONE MESSAGE BASE.
?HE SYSOP, ?R. ?IPCO, HAS STATED THAT THE "NEW ?IPCO" IS NOT MEANT TO REPLACE
THE SYSTEM AS IT WAS BEFORE ?UN ?EVIL, BUT EXISTS MAINLY AS A MEANS FOR
INTERESTED PARTIES TO KEEP IN TOUCH. ?ALL IT AT 312-528-5020.
?N OUR REVIEW OF OTHER INTERESTING PUBLICATIONS, WE NEGLECTED TO
MENTION ?U? (ALTHOUGH WE HAVE WRITTEN IT UP IN A PREVIOUS ISSUE). ?T IS AN
ONLINE NEWSLETTER DEDICATED TO REPORTING ITEMS ABOUT THE COMPUTER UNDERGROUND
AND ANY ISSUES RELEVANT TO COMPUTER USE, FIRST AMMENDMENT RIGHTS OF COMPUTER
USERS, AND MORE. ?U? IS A PROFESSIONAL JOURNAL AND PROVIDES VALUABLE
INFORMATION IN A WELL-WRITTEN, CONCISE FORMAT. ?O GET ON THEIR DISTRIBUTION
LIST, EMAIL THEM AT: TK0JUT2@???.??????.
?OW, AS ALWAYS, LET'S START OUT WITH ?RIME ?NARCHIST AND HIS COLUMN,
?RIME ?NARCHIST ?ORLD ?EWS:

PAWN????PAWN????PAWN????PAWN????PAWN????PAWN????PAWN????PAWN????PAWN????PAWN

?LLO, ?UKE. ?AURA ET AL? ?RIME ?NARCHIST HERE. ?OUR ?IBERTARIAN AT
?ARGE. ?R WAS THAT ?IBRARIAN ON THE ?UGE? ?R WAS THAT ?HESPIAN ON THE
?HAMES???
??????? ?? ?? 100,000.? ?EAH, RIGHT!!! ?EMEMBER THE OLD-TIME BIKE WITH
THE HUGE THIN FRONT WHEEL, AND THE LITTLE WIMPY WHEEL IN THE BACK? ?NOW WHAT
IT'S CALLED? ?ENNY ?ARTHING ?ICYCLE. ?HIS TRIVIAL THOUGHT, PETTY POOP, AND
LITTLE LUCKYPIECE BROUGHT TO YOU BY ? ? ?.
?IGN ON A PARK BENCH, "?? ?????????? ???? ????? ??? ???????," ?IPPIE!!!
? RECOMMEND ?ARL ?REY TEA OVER ?ELESTIAL ?EASONS OR ?NGLISH ?REAKFAST-THEN
AGAIN, NOTHING BEATS A GOOD (?????-- THIS JUST IN. ?RIME ?NARCHIST CHANGES
HIS TEA-STANCE. "? GET A BIGGER KICK OUT OF ?NGLISH ?REAKFAST NOW. ?NYONE
WHO CAN MAKE SOMETHING IN ?ENCIL-?EIN-?AH, AND CALL THEMSELVES ?NGLISH HAS
MY VOTE!!! ?AD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR WITH LAUGHTER. ?ATING WHITE BREAD
IS LIKE CHAWING ON A SOFT SUGARY SPONGE.
?HE ??????? ???? ????. ? 50,000 LIMIT. ?ETS YOU BUY STOCKS AND BONDS.
?O COMMISSION-- JUST A 29$ SERVICE CHARGE WITH EACH TRANSACTION. ?MM. ?HAT
MADE THE 29-CRASH??? ?RONTED BUCKS!! ?MMM...
?F ANYONE WANTSA DO A MOVIE ABOUT ?EORGE ?USH, ?OHN-?OY ?ALTON WOULD
MAKE ABOUT A GREAT CHOICE TO PLAY OUR ILLUSTRY YUSS ?REZ-?HEZ. ?HEN
RESTRINGING A GUITAR, ALWAYS WEAR SOMETHING AROUND YOUR ARMS. ?ASTY SLICES
ARE NO FUN.
?R. ?UNTER ?. ?HOMPSON FREED, FILM AT 11-ISH.
?OM?OM ?LUB IS GETTING BACK TOGETHER. ?T LONG LAST, SOME OLD-TIMERS
RE-ONIONING ? CAN TOLERATE.
#'S? ?OU WANT #'S? ? DON' NEE' Y'UR STINKINK #'S. ?F YOU'RE STILL WITH
US HERE, HERE'S A TREAT: 213 935 1111'S A LOOPCHECKER GENERATOR. ?OME
GWEEBS CALL EM SWEEP OR SWEEPTONE. ?O IS 215 698 0049. ?LSO 617 494 9900
AND 718 528 9979. 412 633 3333 IS A ?? ?ELL EMPLOYEE NEWZLYNE. ?O IZ
717 255 5555. 619 375 1234'LL GETCHA TIME AND TEMP ON THE WEST COAST; WHILE
303 443 1910 GETS U THE SAME SCHTUFF FOR THE ROCKIES. ?NYONE GOT CENTRAL
AND ATLANTIC? ?EMME KNOW. ?HE ?ATSON VMB DEMO HAS CHANGED FROM AN 800# TO
508 650 1399. ? GUESS LIKE OUR BELOVED FEARLESS-FAITHLESS HEALER, ?AT
?OBERTSON AFTER A PREZIDENT-YALL PLOY, ???? CAN'T AFFORD TO FOOT THE
FONEBILL ANYMORE ??????. 719-630-1111 IS A LOT OF FUN. ?EWS, SPORTS, JOKES,
POEMS, STORIES, MOVIE REVIEWS, ALL AUTOMATED, MENU DRIVEN. ??&? IS
800 424 5057. ?ELL EM U WANNA TRAID DOPE FOR TOBACCO, ACID FOR ALCOHOL,
AND DAISIES FOR DUMMDUM BULLETS. 800 826 6290 IS THE AUTOMATED FONE-SERVICE
CHANGER-UPPER. ?HE WHITE HOUSE PRESS OFFICE IS 1-800 424 9090. ?AVE
MUCH PHUN, OK?
???????? ????? ?? ??? ??????: ?HY DOES ??? GET TO SHARE THE 1-800 424
EXCHANGE?? ?HANK YOU ?OTHSENES ?EHN, THANK YOU ?DOLF ?ITLER!!!
?OOK OF THE DAY? "?OW ?OT TO ?AY ?OUR ?ILL ?OLLECTORS" BY ?. ?RUMP.
$15.95. ?ELL HIM YOU'D RATHER OWE IT TO HIM THAN CHEAT HIM OUT OF IT. ?END
HIM A CHECK FOR 13 CENTS. ?E'LL CASH IT IN LESS THAN A WEEK.
? SWEAR TO ?OD.
?????'? ?????? ??? ???? ???? ??????:?BM,?,?B,?BM. ?EORGE, ?EORGE, ?EORGE
OF THE JUNGLE. ?OW YA GONNA DEAL WITH THE DRUGZ U DEALT. ?EORGE, GEORGE,
GOOD KING GEORGE. ?HAT'S GONNA HAPPEN UNDER MARTIAL LAW.
?????, ?????, ?????. (HEY, CUT IT OUT. THAT HURTS YOUR EYES) ?ORLD ?ILL
?ND; ?ND ?OU ?AY ?IE. ?AMES ?AKER (NOT THE JAILED PREACHERMAN-PROPHET-
PUDPULLER-PEE, BUT MIGHT AS WELL BE (THE SIK OF STATE)), IN A SUDDEN
TURN OF BACK ON NATIONAL TV, TOLD BOTH SIDES OF THE GAZA STRIP (DONT ASK
FOR AN 8 OZ GAZA STRIP (MEDIUM-WELL) AT A KOSHER RESTAURANT.) "OUR FONE #
IS STILL 1-202-456-1414. ?F YOU FEEL LIKE TALKING ABOUT PEACE SOMETIME,
GIVE US A CALL." ?OW, ?'M NOT SAYING WE SHOULD CONTINUE OUR ORGIATIC
LOVEMAKING WITH EITHER SIDE BUT WE'VE BEEN IN BED WITH ?SRAEL FOR 42 YEARS
NOW, AND MOTHER EARTH HAS STAYED-TOGETHER-AT-HER-SEAMS SO FAR ??????? ALL
OUR EFFORTS TO PLUNDER, PILLAGE AND PETRIFY. ?OU KNOW WHAT THE ?IBLE SAYS
ABOUT CURSING ?SRAEL? ?H OH...
?ELP, THAT'S ABOUT IT FOR NOW. ?UNE IN NEXT WEEK WHEN ?RIME INTERVIEWS
A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A REAL BEATNIK. ?E'LL HAVE MORE PHUN #'S, AND WE'LL
BRING YOU "ALL THE VIEWZ THAT FITS IN A BAG LADY'S SHOPPING CART". ?ASTA ?ANANA..?UENOS ?ACOS........

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
:???, CHANGING THE WAY PEOPLE :
READ FOR OVER 2 YEARS.
:???, A FREEDOM PAPER. :
???, A WAY OF LIFE, PATRIOTS /
:???, MORE THAN JUST A - -
NEWSPAPER, IT'S THE RAG /
:OF JUSTICE!!! /
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-------------------> RANDOM NOTES FROM GROUND ZERO------------------>

"?I. ?ELCOME TO THE FREE WHITE PARTY LINE," CHIMED THE INTRODUCTION
TO A FREE-ACCESS PARTY LINE IN 702 THAT NO LONGER EXISTS. ?HITE PARTY
LINE? ?MM. ? LATER LEARNED THAT THE SAME COMPANY THAT SET THAT LINE UP HAD
ANOTHER LINE UP THAT INTRODUCED ITSELF AS THE "FREE BLACK PARTY LINE". ?HY
THE "SEGREGATION"? ?OU MIGHT ALSO NOTICE A LOT OF 1-900, 976, AND OTHER
PREMIUN TOLL CHAT LINES CONDUCT THE SAME PRACTICE. ?HEY SET UP REGUALR PARTY
LINES, BUT ALSO SET UP OTHER LINES "FOR SOUL SISTERS AND BROTHERS" OR "FOR
SOUL COMPANIONS", ETC. ?PPARENTLY THE WORLD "SOUL" IS MEANT TO INDICATE
THAT THESE LINES WERE INTENDED FOR BLACK CALLERS. ? THOUGHT SEGREGATION
WAS TO BECOME A THING OF THE PAST, BUT WITH THINGS LIKE THESE LINES EXISTING,
IT MIGHT NOT ANY TIME SOON.
?PEAKING OF 900 NUMBERS, ANOTHER PRACTICE IS BUGGING ME: THE PRACTICE
OF SETTING UP 900 NUMBERS THAT CHARGE ANYWHERE FROM 70 CENTS TO A FEW BUCKS
JUST TO ENTER A SWEEPSTAKES OR CONTEST. ? SEE PLENTY OF COMMERCIALS FOR
ON ??. ?OW, IT'S THE LAW THAT A SWEEPSTAKES HAS TO HAVE A "NO PURCHASE
NECESSARY TO ENTER" POLICY. ?UT COMPANIES RUNNING THESE THINGS ARE GETTING
AROUND THIS BY HAVING COMMERCIALS THAT REPEAT THE 900 ENTRY NUMBER OVER AND
OVER, BUT ONLY FLASH THE "NO PURCHASE NECESSARY" MAIL-IN ADDRESS MOMENTARILY
WITHOUT ALLOWING ENOUGH TIME FOR IT TO BE WRITTEN DOWN, IN HOPES THAT MOST
PEOPLE WILL CALL THE 900 NUMBER AND PAY TO ENTER INSTEAD OF TRYING TO WRITE
THE ADDRESS DOWN. ?EANWHILE, THESE COMPANIES, AND 900 LEASERS ARE RAKING
THE MONEY IN. ? DISHONEST PRACTICE.
?ID ANYONE EVER WATCH "?LIEN ?ATION" BEFORE IT WAS CANCELLED BY ?OX?
?T WAS A GREAT SHOW - AS GOOD AS "?TAR ?REK" OR "?EAUTY AND THE ?EAST". ?F
ANYONE KNOWS ANYTHING "?LIEN ?ATION" MAYBE COMING BACK OR GOING UNDER
SYNDICATION, LET ME KNOW!
?F A MOVIE CALLED "?ING OF ?EW ?ORK" IS PLAYING IN YOUR AREA, GO SEE IT.
?HE PLOT IS DEFINITELY THOUGHT-PROVOKING. ?T'S ANOTHER MOVIE THAT MAKES THE
VIEWER THINK ABOUT ORGANIZED CRIME, CRIMINALS, AND THEIR ROLE IN SOCIETY.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

??? ?????? ????????????

?E HAVE AN OCCAIONAL COLUMN IN ??? CALLED ?HE ?OVING ?AVESDROPPER IN
WHICH WE PRESENT POSSIBLE PHONE CONVERSATIONS, BUFFERS, IN-PERSON COMMUNIQUES
OR OTHER INTERESTING PHENOMENA. ?E DO THIS IN ORDER TO REPRESENT OTHER
FORMS OF REALITY, TO EDUCATE OUR READERS..OR JUST TO HAVE SOME GOOD CLEAN FUN!

?N THIS ISSUE, WE PROUDLY PRESENT:

"?UN AND ?HAOS ON A ?ONFERENCE ?RIDGE"

?T WAS A SLOW EVENING ON THE CONFERENCE BRIDGE, A DIAL-IN CONFERENCE
LINE OWNED BY A PRIVATE COMPANY WHICH WAS SOMETIMES BORROWED BY HACKER TYPES
TO HOLD THEIR OWN CONFERENCES. ?LTHOUGH THE NUMBER TO BRIDGE WAS WIDELY
KNOWN WITHIN HACKER CIRCLES, THERE WEREN'T MANY CALLER THAT EARLY EVENING.
"?EY, ANYONE GOT ANY GOOD CODES?", ASKED ON UNKNOWN VOICE.
?HE CALLER'S REQUEST WAS MET BY SILENCE. ?INALLY, AFTER A LONG PAUSE,
ANOTHER VOICE SPOKE UP.
"?HUT THE HELL UP WITH THAT SHIT, MAN," GROWLED ?RUTUS, A REGULAR CALLER
WHO DISGUISED HIS VOICE TO SOUND LIKE A ?LACK MAN, ALTHOUGH MOST OF THE
CALLERS KNEW HE WAS WHITE. "?E DON'T NEED NO TALK ABOUT CODES ON HERE."
"?EY," PROTESTED THE FIRST VOICE, "?'M CALLING THIS THING DIRECT AND ?
NEED SOMETHING-"
"?HEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU GET SOMETHING TO CALL WITH
BEFORE YOU CALL? ?HO SAYS YOU HAVE TO CALL HERE NOW ANYWAY?" YELLED ?RUTUS,
INTERRUPTING HIM.
"?ELL, ?'M SUPPOSED TO MEET SOMEONE HERE NOW," SAID THE FIRST VOICE.
"?HO YOU MEETING HERE?" DEMANDED ?RUTUS. "?HO ARE YOU ANYWAY? ?HAT'S
YOUR HANDLE?"
"?HIS IS ?YRO. ?'M WAITING FOR-"
"?H YEAH, ? HEARD YOU THE OTHER NIGHT, MAN. ?OU WAITING FOR THAT OTHER
LAMER ?ERMINATOR. ?HAT ARE YOU LAMERS GONNA DO ANYWAY? ?RADE SOME COOL WAREZ
OR WHAT?" SHOUTED ?RUTUS, ONCE AGAIN INTERRUPTING ?YRO.
"?AME, LAME, LAME!!!" CRIED OUT AN EXTREMELY HIGH-PITCHED VOICE THAT
SOUNDED LIKE IT WAS INDUCED BY HELIUM.
"?EY, WHO THAT? ?S THAT ?QUEAKY AGAIN?" ASKED ?RUTUS.
"?EAH, THIS IS ?QUEAKY! ?OME PEOPLE ON THIS BRIDGE ARE LAME, LAME,
LAME!!!" CRIED ?QUEAKY IN HIS 2600HZ VOICE. "?EY, ?'M GONNA PLAY YOU ALL A
SONG! ?ERE WE GO!!!"
?QUEAKY PROCEEDED TO PLAY A SONG ON HIS TOUCH TONES, AND SOON OTHER
CALLERS PROCEEDED TO REPEAT THE SONG. ?S THE "SONG" WAS BEING REPEATED,
SEVERAL TONES WERE HEARD, INDICATING THAT A FEW MORE CALLERS WERE ON THE
LINE.
"?EY, WHAT'S GOING ON..." GREETED ONE VOICE.
"?S ?OC ON HERE?" INQUIRED ANOTHER.
?OON, THE BRIDGE WAS FILLED WITH SEVERAL DIFFERENT VOICES ALL TALKING
AT ONCE, CLICKING OUT ON THEIR 3-WAY CALLING, HITTING TOUCH TONES, AND
SHOUTING. ?OWEVER, ABOVE THE CONFUSION A PROFESSIONAL-SOUNDING MALE VOICE
WAS BARELY AUDIBLE.
"??? ?ONG ?ISTANCE, THIS IS ?OB, HOW MAY ? HELP YOU?"
"???? ????!?!?! ?OU WORK FOR ???," ASKED ?RUTUS AS THE BRIDGE GREW
SILENT.
"?ES, SIR," SAID ?OB. "?OW MAY ? HELP YOU?"
"?EY, ? GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU!" EXCLAIMED ?RUTUS. "? FOUND A
CALLING CARD OUT ON THE SIDEWALK, ? WENT OVER TO THE CORNER TO USE IT, AND
IT SAID, '?LEASE DIAL A VALID CALLING CARD NUMBER'. ?OW WHAT YOU GONNA DO
ABOUT THAT?"
"?ELL, SIR, ? THINK IT MIGHT BE HELPFUL TO SET UP YOUR OWN ??? CALLING
CARD NUMBER. ?'D BE HAPPY TO HELP YOU WITH THAT IF YOU LIKE," SAID ?OB.
?T THAT POINT, TOTAL MAYHEM SPREAD ACROSS THE BRIDGE. ?ALLERS STARTED
HITTING TOUCH TONES, CLICKING OUT ON THEIR THREE-WAY CALLING, SHOUTING AND
CAT-CALLING ?OB.
"?EY, ? THINK ??? RIPS PEOPLE OFF," SHOUTED ON CALLER.
"??? SUCKS! ?HEIR SECURITY IS LAME!" SCREAMED ANOTHER.
"?UST WHAT AM ? CONNECTED TO? ?S THIS SOME SORT OF PARTY LINE?"
ASKED ?OB.
?QUEAKY DECIDED TO JOIN IN THE ANARCHY. "?EY, ?'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY...
..?'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY..?'?? ??? ????????? ?? ???!!!" CRIED ?QUEAKY
UNTIL THERE WAS SILENCE. "?'M GOING TO BLOW UP ???!!!"
"?AH, NAH..," SAID ?RUTUS. "?E NOT GONNA BLOW UP ???. ?UST THE PARKING
LOT."
"?ORD, WORD, WORD," CHORUSED EVERYONE ON THE BRIDGE SPONTANEOUSLY.
? BARELY AUDIBLE CLICK WAS HEARD ON THE BRIDGE, MOST LIKELY THE BEING
THE CALLER WHO ORIGINALLY CONNECTED ?OB ON HIS 3-WAY DISCONNECTING HIM.
"?EY, IS THAT GUY FROM ??? STILL HERE?" ASKED SOMEONE.
"?AH, HE GONE," STATED ?RUTUS.
"?E'S GONE!" ECHOED ?QUEAKY.
"?UST HAVING SOME FUN MAN, JUST HAVING SOME FUN," SAID ?RUTUS WITH A
MISCHIEVOUS TWIST IN HIS VOICE.
?HE NIGHT HAD JUST BEGUN....

"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'

?PACE ?HUTTLE ?REQUENCIES - BY ?TORMBRINGER

???/??? ?EQUENCIES - ALL LISTED IN ?HZ.

?ENNEDY ?PERATIONS - 117.8 121.9 126.4 148.4 162.2 170.1

?IRCRAFT - 117.8 118.4 120.7 121.75 126.3 126.65 127.8 164.8 284.0

?HIPS - 148.5 149.1 162.0

?DWARDS ?IR ?ORCE ?ASE - 120.7 121.8 128.05 138.45 162.6 162.625 164.1
168.0 169.4 169.6 290.0 318.0 348.7

?PACE ?HUTTLE (?OU MIGHT HEAR THESE FREQUENCIES WHEN THE SHUTTLE IS IN SPACE
AND FLIES OVER YOUR AREA):
279.0 ??? (SPACE SUIT)
243.0 ?MERGENCY
296.8 ?RIMARY
259.7 ?ECONDARY

?PACE ?HUTTLE ?? ?UPPORT ?REQS:

(?OU NEED A SHORTWAVE WITH ??? (?INGLE SIDEBAND) CAPABILITY)

?IRCRAFT - 6.693 6.896 6.938 7.461 8.891 9.043 9.131 10.780 11.205
13.170 15.015 18.200

???? - 2.678 4.510 4.855 5.350 6.723 6.740 6.896 6.983 7.675 8.993
9.315 10.780 11.104 11.416 11.584 11.805 13.218 14.615 19.306 20.185
20.390 20.475

?HIPS - 2.625 5.696 5.810 9.125 11.407

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?ROUND ?ERO AND ?APPY ?ARRY ?ARDON & REVIEWS OF THE NEW (COUGH) ?? SEASON:

?OP ?OCK:
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??: ?'D HATE TO SAY THAT NAME FAST. ?IGHT RESULT IN AN EMBARASSING ?REUDIAN
SLIP.

???: ?EY, THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA. ?OMEONE COULD MAKE A PORNO VERSION OF THAT
SHOW.

??: ? PORNO MUSICAL COP SHOW?

???: ?HEY COULD DO IT. ? ONCE SAW A PORNO THAT WAS A SPOOF OF A COP SHOW. ?T
HAD TWO FEMALE OFFICERS, ?AGME AND ?AYME. ?T WAS A SPOOF OF ?AGNEY AND ?ACEY.

??: ? KNOW, ? KNOW.. ?EY, WE'RE GETTING OFF THE SUBJECT. ?ID YOU LIKE THE
SHOW, ?ARRY?

???: ?EAH, ? LIKED IT. ?UT ? DON'T KNOW WHY. ?T'S A WEIRD FEELING.

??: ? FEEL THE SAME WAY. ? LIKE IT, BUT ?'M NOT SURE WHY. ? USUALLY BUST
OUT LAUGHING WHEN THEY BREAK INTO THEIR
MUSICAL NUMBERS. ? THINK THEY MUST HAVE THE WORDS "??? ???? ???? ???? ????"
INTERSPLICED BETWEEN FRAMES OF THE SHOW WHILE IT'S AIRING. ?HAT DO YOU THINK?

???: ?OUNDS REASONABLE. ?EWARE OF MASONIC MIND CONTROL TECHNIQUES!

?ENNY:
-----

??: ?OTAL SHAM. ?E ALL KNOW THAT ALL BLUE COLLAR MEN PLOP DOWN ON THE COUCH
AND DEMAND A BEER WHEN THEY GET HOME FROM WORK. ?ORING.

???: ?ORING. ?EY, GET ME A BEER, ??.

?ABRIEL'S ?IRE:
--------- ----

??: ?NTERESTING. ?ICE PHOTOGRAPHY. ?AS POTENTIAL. ?HEY HAVE TO COME UP WITH
MORE INTERESTING PLOTS, THOUGH.

???: ?T WAS OK. ?UT IT NEEDS MORE CAR CHASES, GUNS, AND BOMBS.

?ABES:
-----

??: ? LIKED THE COMMERCIAL FOR THE SHOW. 2 OR 3 SKINNY, MADE-UP BIMBOS FROM
HELL STAND THERE TOSSING THEIR TEASED HEAIR WHEN THE FLOOR OPENS UP UNDER
THEM AND THE BIG "BABES" SITTING ON A COUCH GET LOWERED DOWN. ?UNNY SHOW.

???: ?UT HOW DID THEY GET A COUCH THAT COULD ALL OF THEM WITHOUT BREAKING?

?ARTH ?ARCE OOPS.. UM, ?ARTH ?ORCE:
----- ----- ----- -----

??: ?HAT A DISAPPOINTMENT. ?HE SHOW IS POORLY PUT TOGETHER AND THEREFORE
DOESN'T DELIVER THE APPROPRIATE MESSAGE. ?T SEEMS MORE LIKE A ?AMES ?OND
007-TYPE SHOW THAT A SHOW THAT'S SUPPOSED TO PROMOTE ENVIRONMENTAL AWARENESS.

???: ?ELL, IT WASN'T THAT BAD. ? THINK THAT OCEANOGRAPHER LADY'S HOT! ?NYWAY
THEY MAY GET THEIR ACT TOGETHER A LITTLE BETTER. ?LUS THE FACT THAT THE
SHOW EVEN EXISTS WILL GET PEOPLE THINKING ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT, AND
HOPEFULLY, TO TREAT IT BETTER.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

?OW. ?HAT'S ABOUT IT FOR NOW. ?OOK FOR MORE GREAT INFO ON ???52 VERY SOON!

?O OBTAIN BACK ISSUES OF ???, CALL ???'S SUCH AS THE ??? BBS AT 502-499-8933
OR ?IPCO AT 312-528-5020, OR ACCESS ???'S FTP SITE AT 128.95.136.2 AND
ENTER 'CD /TMP/FTP/???' . ?R, SEND A 3.5 INCH DISK TO OUR ?? ?OX AND SPECIFY
YOUR COMPUTER TYPE: ?MIGA, ??? ?OMPAT., ?ACINTOSH, ?TARI ??, OR ?OMMODORE
(THEY ARE AVAILABLE ON 5 1/4" DISKS FOR ?OMMODORES AS WELL AS 3.5").

?????: ?OC ?OLIDAY SAYS HE WILL CONTINUE TO PUT OUT HIS ONLINE NEWSLETTER
UNDER THE ?HRACK NAME. ? GUESS WE'LL SEE HOW IT ALL GOES, EH? ?OOK FOR
?HRACK #32 SOMETIME IN ?ECEMBER. ? "BEST OF PHRACK"-TYPE ISSUE MIGHT ALSO
BE COMING OUT SOON.

?EE YA! ;)
 
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