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Activist Times #21
SPECIAL
21 &
OVER ISSUE.
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The condom in this issue has been
electronically stored on page 3. You'll
find the rim a little thin. That was
Carter-Trojan's idea to make it easier
to
pack. Fear not. It's just as safe.
Even if you didn't plan on having
sex, go out there and make use of this
rubber.
Don't let a good thing go to waste.
The instructions, on how to use one
(as well as how to have sex in general)
are in plain black bold block letter,
so even your 7 year old sister can read
the words "erect penis" and "coming",
as well as "penetration" and "semen".
If she asks questions or takes an
interest, why not show her how it's
used.
"The top of the condom (RIM) should be
held firmly when withdrawing to avoid
spilling the semen".
We sent these condoms out so you'd
all perform safe sex; but mostly so
you'd
perform sex.
How else would my dad sell HIS
magazines. We didnt write the book of
Love;
but here's to say "we want you to play
by the rules".
P A P, presents:
/ / /
Prime Anarchist's
numbers run, for this morning, 8:29
am.,
sometime late October... 1988.
800-833-news National Student News
617-292-4823 Hunger Campaign
441-230-1212 (dont forget the country
441-230-3456 stuff) Scotland Yard
613-548-1278 Some Aussie Pie Factory
303-499-7111 Atomic clock. (call at
different times, for assorted stuff
507-28-5166 Manuel NOriega
507-64-5353 Major Lopez (his VP)
516-922-wine dial a dirty joke
313-663-0486 PSSC Students for Social
Change
512-451-5915 Texas SSC
212-966-9494 National Lawyers Guild
212-966-5000 World guild
401-351-7722 Providence branch of NLG
516-751-2600 2600 magazine
201-644-2335 ap newsline for the blind
202-456-1414 Reagan's desk
203-324-3117 comedy shop newsline
415-995-2606 Reality Hackers magazine
619-375-1234 time and temp
415-923-0900 PEACENET.
($)($)($)($)($)($)($)
($)NOTAS MUSICAS!!! ($)
($)($)($)($)($)($)($)
IS THE POPE CATHOLIC!?!
A Board-Game Review
Not just an oft-heard rhetorical
question but the name of a historical
and
hilarious new board game. Full of fun
and humor. Rich with nostalgia. A great
way to resurrect fond memories.
Players journey around the rosary bead
board
and climb the rungs of the Church
heirarchical ladder... all in a quest
to
become Pope and winner. A delightful
gift for friends who share a Catholic
heritage or who adore trivia or both.
Easy to learn, two to six can play.
I havent played it yet, it looks
boring.
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TO THE TUNE OF YOUR ANSWERING MACHINE
TAPE MESSAGE:
Hi, I'm Dan Rather Not and with me
today, I have someone on the telefone.
Uh, what did you say your name was?
And, uh, what does your call regard?
Uh, and just for the record, what's
your telephone number?
Uh, how do you feel about the fact
that if you leave that info at the
beep,
we'll return your call as soon as
possible.
Here's that beep, and good nite.
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assassinated.
:ATI, a hammer of justice :
ATI, patriotism without flag/
: waving /--
ATI, your pipeline
: to where it's at!/
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TO THE EDITORS:
Why is Manuel Noriega trading drugs
to Bush for guns?
JS (512)
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(PHUD)A GTE card is not the same as
FON by US Sprint, although you are
dealing
with the same company.
It's 14 digits but it's an actual
billng # as opposed to a calling card.
Much like a 10 digit marine band
billing #.
I called my valid FON card a GTE and
read it off to the Sprint operator, and
flip out!!! She told me it wasnt a
valid GTE #. Then I told her it was
FON and
she said "now you tell me". Plugged it
in, and voila, connected call.
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***A LITTLE BLURB ON THE MOONIES, ER,
I MEAN THE WASHINGTON TIMES***
Dr. Bo Hi Pak is president, Chung
Fan Quak took over as vice president;
leaving Mark Wilenchik secretary, and
Richard Jones treasurer.
Austin White is their accountant,
and he likes to refuse financial
statements
constantly.
They put out 3 daily newspapers and
four weekly newsletters, employing 1300
people. Original World Products
division is their "cover" business.
-(pwn)
TOP 10 COMPUSERVE HANDLES
1)Compuslut 6)Venus In Jeans
2)Seeks Plump Gals 7)Prince Charm
3)Trapped Whale 8)Incredible Bunk
4)Jello Slut King 9)Amoeba
5)steal tHis hAndLe 0)Transmitter
Failure
Pepper and Ragtag met on Compuserve
November 1987. 3 months later, after
many
calls back and forth between New
Jersey and Connecticut, they decided
to meet
in person.
They dated on weekends and holidays
and once in a while. September 2, 1988
they announced their engagement.
They're getting married this winter.
How precious.
(PHUD)-I almost got the backdoor # to
the 1800 chat system!!!
Almost.
"Hello?" I asked.
"I must have the wrong #".
"What # did you dial," I asked. He
probably hit a 7digit local or an
extention, I thought,the rest would be
easy. 'what city is that?' what
building
are you in?' etc. etc.
"No, I got the wrong #" he said and
hung up, as I was asking a second time.
Bummer. Oh well.
Next time.
PHUN IN RICH RURAL TOWNS (Con't)
(APWN)FLORIDA--Bark at the neighbor's
dog in
the middle of the night. Get him all
riled up. Maybe other dogs'll get
involved.
Do it a couple nights and you're
sure to piss someone off.
Tie high pound fishing line across a
street at grill level to harass
automobiles.
The line usually breaks and
scratches the paint. Sometimes goes
unnoticed.
Variation: secure it extremely well on
one side. Fence, door handle, etc.
Use a jug filled with sand, or a
glass jar, or something around 5-6 lbs
on
the other. Stretch it across and next
car'll get it dragged across the side
of
his car. Experiment on height at
attached end. You might be able to get
the
windshield. Halloween special:
replace a neighbor's pumpkin for the
glass jug.
Bag of dog manure? PRANKING
EFFECTIVELY-If you think someone has
called the
police or fone co, and put a trap on
their line, you can use a divertor to
get
around having your # show up on their
tape. Here's a few other tricks.
Call someone at random pretending
you're a local radio DJ and they'll win
some prize if they call you back at
tra-pnum.
Some hotels will give a wakeup call
to people who work for a friendly
business. Good ideas are defense
contractors, restaurants, carpenters.
You're
so-and-so of whatchamacallit co. and
you'd like a wakeup call at tra- pnum.
Boy Scouts like to gather newspapers
and recycle them for the community.
You're so and so and you'd like Joe
Eaglehopful to come pickup 30 years
worth
of newsprint. She'll flip when a step
van shows up. Maybe an 18-wheel rig.
Put an ad in the newspaper for
"rent- a-teen". Costs about $8 here.
(less if
you word it right).
tra-pnum will get scores of calls
for Betsy to come rake leaves, or
shovel
snow.
Order pizza, giving tra-pnum as the
home fone, using an address that CANT
be
found.
"Dominoes. Where do you live, sir?
(APWN)SEOUL, South Korea--Students
attacked US and Korean government
buildings
Wednesday during a string of protests
that broke out about the same time in
Olympic town.
About 200 students were in each of 3
sit-ins and about 80 were in an allout
attack on a 4th building.
(((please consider a donation. This
kinda info is VERY hard to get ahold
of)))
(APWN)NY, Ny--Someone is eventually
going to kill Mayor Koch. There have
been 3
foiled attempts so far by columbian
drug dealers, but Ed Koch simply
refuses to
keep a low profile despite the close
calls.
(APWN)Hollywood--"He was a really good
kisser", said Shirley Temple, Teenage
lover in one of Reagan's B-movies.
Now if we can ONLY get the real name
of the teenager in George Bush's real
life!!!
Well, that's about as much as we can
pack into one little issue of ATI.
ATI22 should be out really soon. We
promise.
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