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Activist Times #11
Activist Times, Inc. #11
Hello there. And welcome to ATI. the next issue. I think 11 or
something.
Activist Times, Inc., is a journalistic causistic, cyberpolitical
newswire, trying to help you all, and us change the world radically,
in less than 3 minute incrementss.
No, seriously. ATI, mostly a newspaper; is on it's 11th
issue. (were waiting for Cygnus to figure out how to get 10 out of the
cage, so you'll have to look at this one til that comes out)
We got our upstart online on the underground bulletin board
computer systems across the continent, and stretching out toward
Australia, West Germany, and England.
And now we're available on hardcopy. We will also provide, ATI
on cassette tape to the hearing impaired.
For more information, write:
ATI,
c/o Kelley
BRO Box 94
Groton, CT. 06340.
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what rhymes with poem???
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WHERE DO THE PEOPLE GET OFF
PEOPLE EVERYWHERE SEE THE THINGS THAT ARE COMING. LEAVE NOW, JUMP OFF,
RUN, DO SOMETHING TO SAVE YOURSELF.
WHERE DO I GET OFF?
ARE WILLING TO POISON GENERATIONS OF CHILDREN WHILE INDUSTRY PROFITS
AND POLLUTES?
DO YOU REALIZE:
1) PFIZER DUMPS 12 POUNDS OF CYANIDE INTO THE THAMES RIVER EVERYDAY
2) PFIZER SUCKS IN 100 MILLION GALLONS OF WATER FROMTHE THAMES EVERY
DAY TO COOL THE PIPES
3) PFIZER BURNS BIOLOGICAL WASTE IN 2 INCINERATORS (THIS MEANS
ANIMALS, EXCREMENT, HAY, AND PLASTIC)
4) PFIZER HAS ANOTHER INCINERATOR TO BURN WE DONT KNOW WHAT
5) EB PLANS TO BUILD A TOXIC WASTE INCINERATOR TO BURN 700 TONS OF
TOXIC WASTE, 4 DAYS A WEEK; BRINGING IN WASTE FROM NY, NJ, AND RI.
6) PFIZER HAS HAD SEVERAL MAJOR SPILLS FROM UNDERGROUND STORAGE TANKS
IN THE LAST 14 MONTHS.
7) ENVIRNOMENTAL LAWS ARE BADLY OUT OF DATE, AND THE EPA, AND DEP ARE
SERIOUSLY UNDERSTAFFED.
PUBLIC AWARENESS RALLY; FORT GRISWOLD,
GROTON, CT. PARKING AT WASHINGTON PARK.
SEPT 24 (SATURDAY) AT 10AM. RAIN
LOCATION, FITCH SENIOR HIGH SCHOOL.
GUEST SPEAKERS, RALLIES, ETC.
FOR SALE
The Anarchist Cookbook
by William Powell
22.95
Survival Books
11106 Magnolia Blvd.
Hollywood, CA 91601
PHUN IN RICH RURAL TOWNS by the Prime Anarchist
. Buy a paper from an honorbox and put all the others on top or next
to the box with a rock on em.
. Move the yellow "police line do not cross" ribbons to cordone off
streets or busy walkways.
. Swap the streetsigns.
. Move for sale signs to other houses.
. Grocery stores have cards where you can put up free ads. Advertise
something outrageously cool like a $30 snowblower for someone.
. Use a truck to steal all the garbage cans and put them all in
storage somewhere. Then put an ad in the paper: garbage cans for
sale: real cheep.
. Take orange construction cones and make detours. The one that works
best for us was this: block off 4 4way intersections so they all
have to detour to the right, and go in a complete circle. When the
circle fills up traffic will be at a standstill til a policeman can
show up and figure things out.
. Put signs on convenience store doors "Back in 5 minutes".
. Get out a plumbing wrench and open all the fire hydrants.
. Advertise garage sales for people.
. Find out a professor's name at a local community college and call
in sick for him pretending you're his wife or roomate.
. Call Mary Kay cosmetics, or Avon, or a hearing clinic as someone
and arrange a free makeover/eartest in "your" home.
-pap-
ATI, changing the way people read for over 2 years.
ATI, a freedom of freedom paper.
ATI, a way of life
ATI, more than just a newspaper, it's the rag read round the world.
Activist Times Inc, is produced by the Prime Anarchist, and Fah-Q with
a little help from EE the Minuteman, Jaze, Ground Zero, Beth, Pizza,
and the usual cast of abnormals. We are always looking for
contributing editors, by the way. Just drop us a line at BRO Box 94.
TO THE EDITORS:
Why is Manuel Noriega trading drugs to Bush for guns? JS (512)
HEY EDITORS:
Could you tell the guys at Playboy that I think Peter Moore's
compilation of the Reagan Years, the Jelly-Bean Presidency was
phenomnal. Just when we were wondering how to sum up eight years of
"bumbling ineptitude", Moore puts it all together in a few pages.
Walt Ingram (303)
YO, WORD:
I'll tell you were George was: October, 1980: Iran/France.
Solidifying a deal with Khomeini that was far more enticing than
Carter could morally justify.
Why were we stupid enough to believe that Reagan "will not
negotiate with terrorists" when he cut the largest deal we will
ever see, (and are still seeing) before he was even mandated...
I mean elected.
Why were we stupid enough to believe that Reagan was not
going to raise taxes? It's ovious he raised taxes. If you didnt
notice a tax increase; the last 6 years, you are either too
filthy rich to care, or too dirt poor to be squeezed any drier.
Now, I'm not cutting George for doing exactly as he was told.
I certainly would have if you paid me enough.
I'm saying dont kick yourself 7 years from now for having
believed a garden-path speech. Look at the truths. Dont let go. No
matter who gets in your taxes are going to HAVE to increase to fund
all this growth we are seeing.
No matter how they gloss it over, the democratic administraton
is going to force military duty on your post-teen children.
And no matter how well Bush keeps the ball rolling; this growth
is only putting off the inevitable: a mounting world depression.
This November, I will be voting on local issues only. I plan to
pull the Mickey Mouse/Donald Duck lever on the national front.
I wont tolerate being lied to. Then again, I had it coming when I
asked for a clown-white, two step dancin fool to lead my nation.
PA (203)
"...Making their future designing computers, not selling
cocaine" Dukakis to the Baptist ministers convention 9-9-88.
"International sanctions against south Africa. In just 60 days".
a promise. Michael Dukakis. same date
Overheard at a yip convention; of a cybernaut:
"Tight? He's so tight with codes he can squeeze two calling cards
together and get a PBX."
A new patient was quite upset when the doctors nurse led him to a
curtained cubicle and told him to undress.
"But I only want my ingrown toenail looked at," he protested.
"Our rule is that everyone undresses, the nurse answered.
"Stupid rule," grumbled the patient, "making me undress to look
at just my toe..."
"That's nothing," came a voice from the next cubicle over, "I
just came in here to install another telephone."
LABEL SPOTTED ON A TELEPHONE Please do not use this telephone
unless your call is of an emergency nature. For more information
write: committee for a ten cent phone call- BRO Box 94, Groton,
Ct. 06340.
Watchin Night Flight. First time I've seen that snce about 1985.
Good stuff. They're doin an expose about the 1960's and how it's
about to repeat. I was talkin to AH the other day, and he was
discussing that very phenomenon.
"We're repeating the 60's with our clothes, our music, our
poetry, our rallies. How come we can't start repeating the political
thought too? That's why I'm bringing back Steal This Book, and Dancin
In the Ice Age If all goes well, I'll bring back Woodstock Nation too.
For Sale:
Steal this Book
Steal this Urine Test
Square Dancin in the Ice Age.
Write:
Contemporary Classics
PO Box 15
Worcester, MA 01613
Well, that's it for this issue of ATI, the newspaper that makes
everyone xmodem. Watch for the next special. Our special Colombus
Day issue; and after that might be a special football issue.
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