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The real reason you're so tired...

For several years I've been blaming it on middle age, poor blood, lack of
vitamins, air pollution, saccharin, obesity, dieting, under arm odor, yellow
wax build-up, and others. But I have found that these are not the reason.

I'm tired because I am over-worked!

The population of this country is 27 million.
11 million are retired.
That leaves 16 million to do all the work.

6 million are in school.
That leaves 10 million to do all the work.

2 million are unemployed.
4 million are employed by the government.
That leaves 4 million to do all the work.

1 million are in the armed forces.
2 million are employed by municipal and county councils.
That leaves 1 million to do all the work.

There are 620,000 people in hospitals and 379,998 in prison.
That leaves 2 people to do all the work.

You and Me!!!
And you're sitting there on your ass reading this.

No wonder I'm so fucking tired!
 
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