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More than 100 genuine slang terms for male genital
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes
Subject: More than 200 English terms for male genitals
Date: Fri Sep 24 04:58:58 1993
From: [email protected] (HOLMAN EUGENE)
Subject: More than a hundred slang terms for male genitals
Here are some words for male genitalia, culled from slang, literature, and
other sources.
arbor vitae, arse-opener, arse-wedge, auld hornie, baby-maker, bald-headed
hermit, baloney, banana, bat, battering piece, bayonet, beak, beef, belly-
ruffian, best leg of three, blacksnake, blowtorch, blueskin, bobtail,
bodkin, bone, broom-handle, broomstick, bum-tickler, bush-eater,
bushwhacker,candle, cane, child-getter, chink-stopper, club, cock, country
cousin, crack-haunter, crack-hunter, cracksman, cranny-hunter, creamstick,
crimson-
chitterling, dagger, dang, dick, dickory dock, dildo, dingbat, ding-dong,
dinger,
dipstick, dirk, dodad, dodady, dofunny, dohicky, dojigger, dong, doodle,
dooflicker, dork, down-leg, dribbling dart, dropping member, drumstick,
eel,
eye-opener, family organ, fishing rod, forefinger, fornicating-tool,
frigamajig, fucker, gadget, gadso, gapstopper, garden-engine, gaying
instrument, generation tool, giggle-stick, giggling-pin, girlometer,
gladius, gooser, goose's neck, gravy giver, gravy-maker, grinding-tool,
gristle, gully-raker, gun, gut-stick, hair-divider, hair-splitter, hammer,
hanging Johnny, hoe-handle, holy poker, honey-pot cleaver, horn, hose, hot-
rod, hunk of meat, instrument, intromittent organ, Irish root, it, jack,
jack-
in-the-box, jerking-iron, jig, jigger, jiggling-bone, jing-jang, jock,
jockam, jockum, jocky, John, John Thomas, John Willie, joint, joy knob, joy
prong, joy-stick, J.T. kidney-scraper, king-member, knob, knock, knocker,
ladies' lollipop, ladies' treasure, lamp of life, lance, lance of love,
larydoodle, life preserver, little brother, little Davy, little finger,
little Willie, live sausage, lizard, lobster, lollypop, long John, long
Tom,
love-dart, lung-disturber, machine (from Fanny Hill: the Memoirs
of a Woman of Pleasure), male pudendum, male member, man-root, man Thomas,
marrowbone, matrimonial peacemaker, meat, member, membrum, membrum virile,
mentula (from Catullus' poetry), mentule, merrymaker, micky,
middle finger, middle leg, milkman, muscle of love, old blind Bob, old
Hornington, old Horny, old man, old slimy, one-eyed milkman, one-eyed worm,
organ, Pat and Mick, peacemaker, pecker, peenie, pee-wee, Percy, pestle,
peter, piccolo, pick-lock, piston, piston rod, pile-driver, pipe, pisser,
plug, plugtail, pointer, polyphemus, pondsnipe, poontanger, pork, pork
sword, priapus, prick, pride and joy, privy member, prong, pud, pump, putz,
pussybone, quickening-peg, quimstake, quim-wedge, quizzle-stick, radish,
rail, ram, rammer, ramrod, raw meat, reamer, rector of the females,
red-cap, red hot poker, rod, roger, root, ruffian, rump-splitter, Saint
Peter, schlong, schmock, schmuck,
schvance, schvontz, screwdriver, short-arm, Sir Martin Wagstaff, skin
flute,
skyscraper, snake, snake in the grass, snapper, spigot, split arse, split
mutton, spout, staff, staff of life, stick, sting, stretcher, sugar-stick,
sweet-meat, swiver, sword, tail-pipe, tally-whacker, tassel, the boy,
thing,
thingamabob, third leg, tickle-gizzard, tickler, tickle-tail, tool, toy,
trap-stick, tube, tube-steak, tug-mutton, Uncle Dick, unruly member, virile
member, wand, wang, wazoo, weapon, weenie, whacker, whang, whang-bone,
whanger, whip, who-he, whore-pipe, wick, willie (the word of choice in
Britain),
wimble, winkle, wire, wong, yard (the word of choice in English from
approx.
1400 to 1800), worm, yum-yum, zork
These words and expressions are all attested as being/having been used in
spoken and written English.
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