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You know you are whacked when...

You Know You're Whacked When....
by Suicidal Maniac

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Dirty Bird's Nest WWIV
150 MB - 300-9600 bps/HST
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You see little green elephants dancing on your desk.

You wear a bra and you are a guy.

Watching Julia Childs make meatloaf gives you a hard-on.

You look both when crossing a street, but still almost get killed.

You go to the grocery store with a list of 20 items and come out with
only a jar of peanut butter that wasn't on there.

Taking laxatives gives you a kick.

Shaving seems brutal.

You think of your toe as not only part of your body, but you.

You let your dick lead the way right into a man hole filled with gay
black dudes named Calvin.

You go to an orgy and don't understand why the people are doing that.

You wear cut-offs, a T-shirt and no shoes to a casual dinner party.

You are getting laid and stop to answer the phone.

You look around and everyone is looking at you.

You imagine what it would be like to be Papa Smurf.

You wish that you had put a clean pair of underwear on, due to the
crust on the bottom of these.
 
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