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The many uses of what may become the most common w
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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English Language today is the word "Fu". It is one of the magical words, which just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and ae.
In language, "Fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb
(John fucked up my car), an adverb (Mary fucking puked on my couch), as a noun (John is a stupid fuc, as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful), and as punctuation (What a weekend fuck). As you ca ee, there are very few words with the versatility of "Fuck". Besides its sexual connotations, thi icredible word can be used to describe many situations:
Greetings How the fuck are you!
Fraud I got fucked by the car dealer.
Trouble Well, I guess I'm fucked now.
Confusion What the fuck...?
Retaliation Up your fucking ass!
Denial I didn't fucking do it.
Apathy Who gives a fuck anyway?
Suspicion Who the fuck are you?
Directions Fuck off.
Chronology It's Five-Fucking-Thirty!
Business I hate this fucking job.
Oedipal Motherfucker.
The word has been used by some very notable people throughout history:
Where the fuck is all that water coming from? -Captain of the Titanic
That's not a fucking real gun. -John Lennon
Who's going to fucking know? -President Nixon
Any fucking idiot could understand that. -Albert Einstein
What the fuck was that? -Mayor of Hiroshima
It fucking does "so" look like her. -Picasso
How the fuck did you work that out? -Pythagoras
You want "what" on the fucking ceiling? -Michelangelo
Fuck a duck. -Walt Disney
Scattered showers my fucking ass! -Noah
Pick up the fuckin' phone! -E.T.
Fuck Logic! -Spock
I can't breathe in this fucking thing! -Darth Vader
Fuck I'm hungry! -Ghandi!
I have always felt this way about the use of the fucking word fuck. It fits every fucking where. Hopyou don't get fucked this weekend. Bye the way have a great fucking day You funny fucker.
C-YA fucking later.
Your funny fucking fucked-up friend, the fucking rookie fuck.
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Here is another
A few days after his birthday, a mother was working in the kitchen while listening to her son playinwith his new electric trains in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All ofyu sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now because this is the last stop. All of you son o bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train
now, because we're leaving".
The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this hse. Now go to your room for two hours. When you come down, you may play with your trains as long asyu use proper language."
Two hours later, the mother was still working in the kitchen when her son came out of his room and rumed playing with his trains.
The train stopped and the mother heard, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please rememr to take all of your belongings. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pesant one. For those just boarding, we ask you to stow your hand luggage under the seat and we hopeyo enjoy your trip. For those of you who are pissed
off about the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
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