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Lawn fertilization chain letter
Dear Friend,
This letter is being sent to you because of your keen interest in a healthy
front lawn.
This is a fertilizer club, and it will not cost you a cent to join! Upon
receipt of this letter, go to the address at the top of the list and shit on
the front lawn. You will not be the only one there, so don't be embarrassed.
Then make five (5) copies of this letter and send them to five of your
friends. Those who appreciate good, healthy lawns. In your letter, drop the
first name from the list and add your name to the bottom.
You will not receive any money or books, but within eight weeks there will be
390,625 people crapping on your front lawn! Your reward will come next
summer when you have the greenest lawn in the neighborhood!
Mr. Bare Butt Mr. & Mrs. Took A. Fisick Mrs. Lotta Crap
235 Corn Cob Alley 657 Running Rd. 10 Bed Pan Ally
Santa Ana, Ca. Reseda, Ca. Sun City, Ca.
Mrs. Lucy Bowels Mr. C. Howie Farts Ms. Sore Deriere
1415 Enema Dr. 3114 Fertilizer Way 12 D. Hard Way
San Diego, Ca. Pacoima, Ca. Richmond, Ca.
Mrs. Chs. Syringe Mr. A. Bigger Muvemant
33 Suppositiry Ln. 69 Rectum Rd.
San Francisco, Ca. Daly City, Ca.
P.S. If you are constipated, pass this along to your neighbor. DO NOT
BREAK THE CHAIN! One fellow didn't give a shit and lost his entire lawn.
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