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Rules for being Male

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R R R R U U L E E E E S S S S
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R R R R U U L E E E S S S S
R R U U L E S
R R U U L L L L E E E E S S S S

1. The FEMALE always makes the rules.

2. The rules are subject to change at any time
without notification.

3. No male can possibly know all the rules.

4. If the FEMALE suspects the male knows all the
rules, SHE must change some or all of the rules.

5. The FEMALE is never wrong.

6. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is because of a
flagrant misunderstanding which is a direct result
of something the male said or did.

7. If rule six applies, the male must apologize
immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The FEMALE can change HER mind at any given time.

9. The male must never change his mind without the
30 day written consent from the FEMALE

10. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset
at any given time.

11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless
the FEMALE tells him to be upset or angry.

12. The FEMALE must under no circumstances let the male
know whether or not SHE wants him to be angry or
upset.

13. If the FEMALE has P.M.S., all rules are null and void.

14. Any attempt to document these rules could result
in bodily harm to the male.
 
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