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A collection of favorite 1 line taglines

(A)bort (R)etry (F)ail (N)uke it!!
(Psst... My goldfish is the Devil, pass it on!)
...all I know is that I know nothing -- Socrates
<==Hey, I'm Legal!!
5?" hard is better than 3?" floppy
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A lawyer's job is to re-write the dictionary
A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
A penny earned is Cheap labor..
A penny saved is ridiculous.
A yer ago I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won.
Abort, Retry, buy more hardware...
ABORT, RETRY, GAG?
Abort, Retry, go to Softwarehouse and spend $$$?
Acid consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality.
Ah, come on, just this one last little feature.
All those updates, and still imperfect!!!
An elephant is a mouse built to Mil-spec.
An expert is someone from out of town.
AND, it frees my palm to do other things!
Are you gonna come quietly or must I use earplugs?
Are you on drugs? Give me some!
Asphalt: rectal trouble
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Aural Sex gives me an earie feeling...
Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges - IRS
BBS Every Day... The Phone Company Loves it!
BBS Hall of Fame nominee.
Be alert, America needs more lerts.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder....
Better or worse, but never the same.
Biology grows on you.
Bit - The increment by which programmers slowly go mad.
Blended Coffee... today's and yesterday's.
Brevity is the soul of lingerie. -- Dorothy Parker
But I DID read the manual...
Call out the vice squad! Someone's mounting a disk drive!
Calm down. It's only ones and zeros.
Caution: Contents under pressure!
Caution: This stuff is addictive...
CGA is the pallete from hell
Chaste makes waste.
Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
Clones are people two.
Cobol programmers are down in the dumps.
COBOL programs are an exercise in Artificial Inelegance.
ColdBoots R Us
COLE's LAW - Thinly sliced cabbage.
COMPLAINTS >NUL
CompuServe = Dialing for Dollars
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
Constant change is here to stay.
Constants aren't; variables don't.
Correct me if I'm wrong; At your own risk
Counter - A device over which martinis are served.
Dan Quale... Just a heartbeat away.
Deadlines amuse me.
Death - nature's way of saying "Slow down"
Delivered by Electronic Sleddogs.....Woof!
Did DSZ Intend THAT As Documentation ??
Digital circuits are made from analog parts.
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Disassembler - An unattended five year old child.
DIVORCE =system("echo y| erase \wife\*.*" );
Do me wrong or do me right......whatever....
Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps
Do Not Curse the Darkness - Light a Candle !
Do NOT think of a white bear. -- V.I. Lenin.
Do unto others BEFORE they do unto you!
Do You Know WHERE Your Software IS Today?
Do you mind if I dance wif yo woman?
Don't ask me--I'm making this up as I go!
Don't ask me; I was hired for my looks.
Don't confuse me with facts.
Don't Touch That Keyboard!!!
Dot matrix, a run-a-way paper puncher
Dyslexics of the World: Untie!
Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded!
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
Every time I lose weight, it finds me again!
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Excuse me miss, is this tagline taken?
F U CN RD THS U CNT SPL WRTH A DM!
Feel lucky???? Update your software!
First, we'll kill all the programmers
Friction is a drag.
Funny Ha! ha!, or funny peculiar???
Gene Police: YOU!! Out of the pool!
Go climb a gravity well.
God looks after children and idiots..
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
Gravity: Not just a good idea, it's the law!
Halitosis is better than no breath at all!
Happiness is a hard disk.
Happiness is a warm boot.
Hardware, a new pair of tight shoes
He who dies with the most toys wins.
He who hesitates is constipated.
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
He who laughs last is probably your boss.
He who steps on others to reach the top has good balance.
He's twelve cookies short of a dozen....
Health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
Heisenburg may have slept here.
Help stamp out and abolish redundancy!
Hind sight is better depending on whose hind
History is a set of lies agreed upon.
Homey don't play that.
Honest dear, an HST will lower my phone bill!
I [ ] My Dog. I [ ] My Cat.
I [ ] My Dog. I [8] My Cat.
I can accept constructive criticism of you
I can resist everything except temptation
I can SPELL, I just can't TYPE worth a hoot !
I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
I don't want more, I want it all!
I gotchyer GUI right heeere pal!
I gotchyer infidel right heeere, pal!
I gotchyer Mac productivity riiiight heeere, paaal!
I gotchyer tagline riiight heeere, pal!
I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing...
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
I poured spot remover on my dog now he's gone
I saw the light! It hurt my eyes.
I'm a doctor, not a tagline!
I'm a perfectionist with other people's work.
I'm from the Government and I'm here to help me...
I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.
I'm not gonna play along this time...
I'm not tense, just terribly A*L*E*R*T
I'm sorry my karma ran over your dogma
If at 1st you don't succeed, call it Ver.1
If At First You Don't Succeed Call The Author
If I Only Had a Brain...
If I want your opinion I'll beat if from you.
If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.
If it ain't broke, upgrade it
If it isn't borken, don't fix it.
If this is timesharing, give me my share right now.
If Version 1.0 works someone goofed...
If you can read this, you are too close.
If you can't make it good, make it big.
If you have nothing to do, don't do it here.
In Space.. Nobody Can Hear You Belch!
In the words of the car dealers "they all do that".
Input - Food, whiskey, beer, asprin, etc.
Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.
Invest in physics - own a piece of Dirac!
Is it love, or is it an upset stomach?!
Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn.
Isn't "half-duplex" just an apartment?
It's been Monday aaaaaaaaallllllll week!
Its not a bug, its an undocumented feature.
Jesus Saves; Johnson scores on the rebound.
Keyboard not connected, press F1 to continue
Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
Let's organize this thing and take all the fun out of it.
Lie: The program is bug free.
Life is a game, and money is how you keep score.
Life is a series of rude awakenings
Life is anything that dies when you stomp it.
LOOKOUTGODDAMMIT!!.....I'm Beta Testing!!
Macintosh. A powerful toy for the rest of us.
Mary had some wine, steak, & a little lamb.
Memory Dump = Amnesia.
Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
Moderation in pursuit of vice is no virtue.
MORE POWER PLEASE!!!
Morfy's law - Enythink thit ken go rong willl.
Murphy was an OPTIMIST!
My other computer is a Z80 with CP/M 2.2
Neutrinos have bad breadth.
Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist.
Never put off 'til tomorrow what you can avoid altogether
News editors on strike: raw verbage at 11
Nietzsche is pietzsche, Goethe is murder.
Nihilism with substance!
No amount of careful planning will ever replace dumb luck.
No amount of planning will replace dumb luck.
No good deed goes unpunished.
No man has ever yet become great by imitation.
No Matter Where You Go... There You Are.
No problem is so big you can't run away from it.
No reason for it; it's just my policy.
No taglines are avalible, this is a recording
No, I don't really NEED that 486...but then again...
Not tonight, hon. I have a headcrash.
Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
Objects under T-Shirt are larger than they appear.
Oh hell, I can't think of a good one just now...OK??!!!
Oh, I get it, you were kidding.
Old age and treachery outdo youth and skill.
Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
Once more..this is Joe Mama on drugs!!
One for you, two for me...
ONLINE ? Good! Hit <ALT>-H to take the I.Q. Test
Ooooh. So this is what it feels like to be a tagline.
Or did I dream this on rotten mushrooms one summer night?
OS/2: The Nightmare Continues...
Our mission: To boldly stay home and watch TV.
Part-time musicians are semiconductors.
Passwords? We don't need no stinking Passwords
People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
Pet Store: "Buy one, get one flea."
Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons
Polymer physicists are into chains.
Practice Safe Computing - Wear write protect tabs
Practice safe mental health..think about condoms.
Press <Alt><Ctrl><Del> to Continue
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
Pretend to spank me - I'm a pseudo-masochist!
Pretty amazing stuff...
Pro is to con as progress is to Congress
Programming Department: Mistakes made while you wait.
Programs get overlaid, why can't I???
PS/2 Just Say No
Punctuality is the Virtue of the Bored!
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept!
Real programmers innovate, others LITIGATE !
Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
Recursive, adj.; see Recursive
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Save the Whales - Collect the entire set!
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Senator McDonald - Over 27 Billion Spent
She ain't pretty, but that's ok its dark!
Shhh! They'll hear you!
Snow! I want snow NOW!!!!
So many messages, so little time.
So what else is new? - W. Cronkite
Spiritual Truth through Superior Weapons
TAG! You're IT!
Teamwork is vital! (It gives you someone to blame.)
TECHIES UNITE (so i can ask for help)
Teeth were not made for stripping wires.
That drive will quiet down after a while.
That's not a Bug, that's an Enhanced Feature
The agony of delete....
The buck stops near here.....
The Good, The Baud, and The Ugly
The hurrier I go, the behinder I get...
The last sound that it made was "Zap" .
The moon may be smaller than Earth, but it's further away.
The solution to the problem changes the problem.
The Sysop knows all and reads all
The thing I mind loosing the most.... Is my mind
The UART's can't take this speed, Captain!
The weather's here. Wish you were beautiful.
They're like vitamins,only Better! -E.Presley
Think "HONK" if you're a telepath.
This is a real Byte in the ASCII.
This phone is baroque; please call Bach later.
To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.
To every rule there is an exception, and vice versa.
To iterate is human; to recurse, divine.
Too bad that stupidity isn't painful...
Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
Two most common elements: hydrogen, stupidity
Unable to locate Coffee - Operator Halted!
Under Achiever and Proud of it Man!
Virgins 'R Us" is closed due to lack of personnel!
Virtue is its own punishment.
Visit Iraq - Before Iraq visits you!
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce!
We have met the enemy and they is us!
What are YOU lookin at?
What do you think I am? A TRS-80?
What does this red button do?
What the hell kind of name is Hewgill?
When my SHIP comes in, I'll be at the AIRPORT!!!
When the VP pronounces it "nukyoolur," we're in DEEP!
Where there's a will, there's an inheritance tax.
White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship.
Whom computers would destroy,they must first drive insane
Why, why, do bad things happen to good modems
Will a 100 Mhz 80486 finish before I start?
With schizophrenia you're never alone!
Writing to Washington won't help - He's dead!
XXX rated tag, show ID before reading.
You did what to who for how many cookies!?!
You got any more taglines I can plagerize?
You just said you were BATMAN!
You knew the job was dangerous when you took it!
You make the funniest faces when you type.
You obviously mistook me for someone who knows
You're getting sleepy, sleepier...
Your karma just ran over my dogma
Your never too old to learn something stupid.
Your new credit limit is $1. Have a nice day.
"What?" - Vincent Van Gogh.
"I drank WHAT?" - Socrates
"Honey, I shrunk the files..." - Phil Katz
Madonna's Newletter = "Justify my Type"
Pick your enemies wisely. Attila
"Not tonight, dear.......I have a modem"
 
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