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The official surrealist test. To be taken in a bat
Surrealism Test
The Surrealism Test simply tests the ability or willingness to answer
questions. For example:
1.List three lies you have spoken recently. Do not make up any new ones.
2.Make up and list three new lies.
Most people will hesitate to commit certain answers to paper for fear that
loved ones, or other potential inflictors of pain, may discover certain
truths. While recognizing that justice is often served by diplomacy, the
Test Taker is urged to write out full and honest answers and to reread them
at least a month after they have been completed. Even if the Test is then
destroyed for reasons of security a major part of its purpose will have
been fulfilled.
But if you are willing, others are interested in your answers and will
share theirs with you. More information follows the body of the Test.
3.Is anyone more important to you than yourself? anything?
4.Why are you here [job, school, etc.]? What importance or significance do
you attach to it?
5.Do you often feel exalted or especially joyous? How do your peak moments
tend to come about? What form do they take?
6.What things, activities, etc. do you most enjoy?
7.Are you happy?
8.Do you have any phobias or irrational fears?
9.How often are you afraid? What of?
10.How often are you lonely?
11.What do you expect from love? Hope for?
12.What importance do you attribute to sex?
13.Are you successfully adjusted to your own sexuality?
14.What importance do you attribute to physical beauty or ugliness? How do
you think it relates to spiritual qualities?
15.How close do you want/allow yourself to get to others? How close do
others want to get?
16.What kind of person are you attracted to?
17.When is the first time you fell in love? The last time? How many times
between?
18.What do you think of pornography?
19.What do you think of the majority of men?
20.What do you think of the majority of women?
21.Are you male or female?
22.What patterns do you see in your life?
23.How do you envision your own future?
24.How old do you think you'll live to? How long would you like to live?
About how old are you now?
25.How do you envision the future of the world?
26.What is most depressing to you?
27.What form do your depressions take [direction, symptoms,etc.]?
28.How often do you cry?
29.Have you ever wanted to kill someone?
30.How often do you think of death? What do you think?
31.Do you believe in an afterlife?
32.Have you ever tried to commit suicide? What do you think of suicide?
33.Is insanity a solution?
34.How often do you remember your dreams?
35.What kind of sensory data do your dreams have [which senses, detail,
memory, etc.]?
36.Are you present in all of your dreams?
37.Have you ever died in a dream?
38.What importance or significance do you attach to dreams?
39.What is your first memory?
40.What importance or significance do you attach to memories?
41.What importance do you attribute to life, that is, everything living?
42.Do you believe in ESP or other paranormal phenomena? What paranormal or
unexplainable experiences, if any, have you had?
43.Are animals conscious? Plants? Rocks? What are your feelings about
killing plants and animals to eat?
44.Do you believe in God? What do you mean by God?
45.Do you feel any obligation to work to improve the world?
46.What do you spend your money on?
47.What do you get out of any artistic activity you do or see? Why?
48.What importance or significance do you attribute to the imagination?
49.What importance or significance do you attribute to science?
50.How much time do you spend thinking? What significance do you attribute
to it?
51.Do you like yourself? Do you think you would like someone else who was
you?
52.Do you like your body? What sense do you most appreciate?
53.Do you think you are unusual? How?
54.What is important?
55.What is the best thing you have ever done?
56.What is the worst thing you have ever done?
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