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The official Surrealism Test/Multiple choice versi
Lazy Person's Surrealism Test
T or F There are things it is better not to know.
T or F Words obscure more than they clarify.
T or F One can never reasonably expect to objectively know oneself.
T or F I have been frightened by children.
T or F An extraterrestrial civilization as far advanced above us as we are
above dogs, would be ethically justified in eating us if we tasted good.
T or F Suicide is a criminal act.
T or F Some things are more important than freedom.
T or F Sex provides no answer.
T or F Dreams are best forgotten.
T or F ESP is a reality.
T or F Time is an enemy.
T or F Death an enemy.
T or F Pain an enemy.
T or F Drugs are all right, as long as they don't get you high.
T or F Wars are sometimes necessary.
T or F Cursing should be illegal.
T or F Government is our only hope.
T or F This might be a dream..
T or F I would like to go to outer space.
T or F Evil has no real existence.
T or F I prefer caressing to being caressed.
T or F The sky opened like a door and the sun stepped through it.
T or F There is no greater truth than the unmasking of a great falsehood.
T or F Other people are in the room.
Special Bonus - Multiple Choice Psychoanalysis!
I am
confident A B C D E insecure
genius A B C D E fool
friendly A B C D E hostile
ambitious A B C D E underachiever
sexual A B C D E simply another human being
innocent A B C D E guilty
vegetarian pacifist A B C D E love killing
experienced A B C D E off balance
lucid A B C D E fuzzy thinking
open A B C D E opaque
trustworthy A B C D E base
honest A B C D E unreal
helpful A B C D E hindrance
emotional A B C D E calloused or frozen
knowledgable A B C D E ignorant and gullible
courteous A B C D E boor
humanitarian A B C D E misanthrope
kind A B C D E sadistic
noncomformist A B C D E conformist
exuberant A B C D E suicidally depressed
courageous A B C D E yellow clear through
enigmatic A B C D E simple
radical A B C D E conservative
immature A B C D E fully realized
at home A B C D E far away
faithful A B C D E undependable
valuable A B C D E worthless
loving A B C D E hating
strong A B C D E weak
powerful A B C D E helpless
lucky devil A B C D E misfortunate
sensual A B C D E intellectual
mutable A B C D E stuck
energetic A B C D E lethargic
impulsive A B C D E wise
fulfilling A B C D E frustrating
supportive A B C D E frightening
amusing A B C D E boring
beautiful A B C D E repulsive
familiar A B C D E strange
youthful A B C D E aged
necessary A B C D E bizarre
important A B C D E trivial
tempestuous A B C D E placid
good A B C D E bad
fulfilled A B C D E frustrated
grounded A B C D E mad
calculated A B C D E spontaneous
skilled A B C D E inept
praising A B C D E blaspheming
This multiple choice test will attain its apotheosis by not being scored or
archived.
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