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Hispanic Insults
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^\ /? ?? /? Spanish /^
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Written and compiled by: Funk Lord
Have you ever been sitting around talking to your friends in school or
in a mall and you hear a bunch of Spics talking and laughing and you know or
think they are talking about you? Yeah, you do, and the problem is that you
don't know Spanish, right? Well, this is what this phile is for. When you
know that they are taling about you, simply repeat one of these nice
proverbs in their direction.
Lets start with my personal favorite, shall we?
1. Su Madre - Your mother (a very offensive thing, Spics really
value their parents and this gets them pissed)
2. Hijo de puta - Son of a bitch (again the family is involved and
it is quite offensive)
3. Chinga Usted (oo-as in boot, stead as instead) - Fuck you
4. Chinga un pallo (un as in uno cept w/o "o") - Fuck a stick
5. Su padre gana muy poco dinero - Your father earns very little
money
6. Su casa es mierda - Your house (most of 'em live in cheap apart-
ments) is shit
7. Su madre es una puta - Your mother is a bitch (family again)
8. Su madre vende su conya (cone-ya) - Your mother sells her cunt
9. Su madre es facil - (fa as in the music note and cil as in seal)
- Your mother is easy
10. Su hermano chinga gatos (hermano as in air-ma[mother]-no) - Your
brother fucks cats
11. Su madre es muy gorda y fea (fea as in fay & ah) - Your mother is
very fat and ugly
12. Tu padre vive en una basura (basura as in bah-su-rah) - Your
father lives in a trash can
13. Su familia nunca se lave (se as in say & lave as in la-vey) -
Your family never washes
14. Su familia es muy estupida - Obviously means your family is dumb
15. El Salvador chupa (chu as in chew & pa as in papa) - El Salvador
sucks <considering most spics are from El Salvador they will get
very, very pissed>
16. Su familia vive en un autobus - Your family lives in a bus
17. Coma mierda - Eat shit
18. Como estan su 50 hermanos? (estan=s-tawn) - How are your 50
brothers?
19. Compra sus vestidos a K-mart? - Do you buy your clothes at
K-mart?
20. Cuanto dinero gana su familia en un ano? - How much money does your
family earn in a year?
Ok, so I didn't make it up to 101, phuck you! You'll be seeing
continuations as soon as I can come up with more.
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Call: Reflex Towers AE - (703)922-6123 PW:spiral
The Works - (914)238-8195 [900+ text philes]
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Oh, and remember, tell those damn Spics to fuck off and stop
coming into our damn country!!!
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