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That goddamn snow! A Maine transplant's evolving



Sept. 12, 1993 Moved to our new home in Maine. It is so beautiful here! I
love it!

Nov. 24, 1993 It snowed last night! Woke up to find everything blanketed
with white. It looks just like a post-card. We went outside and cleaned
the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a little snow-
ball fight, (I won!), and then the snow-plow came by, we had to shovel
the driveway again. What a beautiful day! I love it in Maine.

Dec. 2, 1993 Well all the snow melted. I hope we get some more.

Dec. 12, 1993 More snow last night! I love it! The snow-plow did his
trick again at the driveway.

Dec. 19, 1993 More snow. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work.
Am exhausted from shoveling. Fucking snow-plow!

Dec. 25, 1993 More of the white shit fell last night. I've got blisters
on my hands from shoveling. I think the snow-plow hides around the corner
and waits until I'm done the driveway! Asshole!

Dec. 25, 1993 Merry Fuckin' Christmas! More goddamn snow! If I ever get
my hands on the son-of-a-bitch who drives the snow-plow... I swear I'll
fucking kill him!!!

Dec. 27, 1993 More white shit last night! Been inside for 3 days! Can't
go anywhere, cars stuck in a mountain of goddamn snow! The weather man
says to expect another 10" of the white shit tonight. Do you know how
many shovels full of snow 10" is?!!!

Dec. 28, 1993 The weather man was wrong. We got 14" of the white shit!
At this rate it won't melt 'till fuckin' August!!! The snow-plow got stuck
just up the street. The guy asked if he could borrow my shovel... I hit
him with it!!!!!!

Bassman
 
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