ISLAM: When Sh*t happens, it is the will of Allah.
CATHOLICISM: If Sh*t happens, I deserve it.
PROTESTANTISM: Sh*t won't happen if I work harder.
FUNDAMENTALISM: The Devil made me Sh*t.
JUDAISM: Why is this Sh*t happening to me?
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS: Knock knock, "Sh*t happens."
ZEN: What is the sound of Sh*t happening?
NEW AGE: Remember, Sh*t is a form of fertilizer.
ATHEISM: I can't believe this Sh*t is happening!!!
BBS-ISM: Maybe Sh*t won't happen in v1.01...
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