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Summary of the World's Religions (joke)

SUMMARY OF THE WORLD RELIGIONS

TAOISM: Sh*t happens

CONFUCIANISM: Confusius say "Sh*t happens."

HINDUISM: This Sh*t happened before.

BUDDHISM: This Sh*t will happen again.

ISLAM: When Sh*t happens, it is the will of Allah.

CATHOLICISM: If Sh*t happens, I deserve it.

PROTESTANTISM: Sh*t won't happen if I work harder.

FUNDAMENTALISM: The Devil made me Sh*t.

JUDAISM: Why is this Sh*t happening to me?

JEHOVAH'S WITNESS: Knock knock, "Sh*t happens."

ZEN: What is the sound of Sh*t happening?

NEW AGE: Remember, Sh*t is a form of fertilizer.

ATHEISM: I can't believe this Sh*t is happening!!!

BBS-ISM: Maybe Sh*t won't happen in v1.01...

 
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