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Sex life of an electron
Sex Life of an Electron
by Eddy Current
One night, when his charge was pretty high, Micro Farad decided to try to
get a cute little coil to let him discharge. He picked up Millie Amp and took
her for a ride on his megacycle. They rode across the wheatstone bridge around
by the sine wave and stopped in a magnetic field by a flowing current.
Micro Farad, attracted by Millie's characteristic curves, soon had his
resistance at a minimum and his field fully excited. He laid her on the ground
potential, raised her frequency, lowered her capacitance, and pulled out his
high voltage probe. He inserted it into her socket, connecting them in
parallel, and began to short circut her shunt. Fully excited, Millie Amp said,
"mho, mho, give me mho." With his tube operating at a maximum peak, and her
coil vibrating from the current flow, she soon reached her maximum peak. The
excess current flow had gotten her hot and Micro Farad was rapidly discharged
and drained off every electron.
They fluxed all night, trying various connections and sockets until his
bar magnet lost all its field strength. Afterwards, Millie Amp tried self
induction and damaged her solenoid. With his battery fully discharged, Micro
farad was unable to excite his generator. So they ended by reversing polarity
and blowing each other's fuses.
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