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The letter from Bush that Saddam refused


UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
White House
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington D.C.

January 7, 1991

President Hussein
Director of Military and Civilian Operations
Baghdad, Iraq

My Dearest President Hussein:

I hope this letter reaches you in the best of health.

We think of you often, so I decided to write you to
let you know that I am doing well and that Barb's Sledding accident was
not serious.

I understand that we do not see eye to eye on this Kuwait thing. I am sure
that after I explain my feelings on the matter you will undoubtedly see my
point.

I guess I should get straight to the meat of the matter and say....
READ MY LIPS!!! Get the fuck out of Kuwait you rag head son of a camel
humping bitch, before I turn my Air Force loose and make a multi-national
parking lot out of your piece of camel shit country and then send the Army
and Marines in to paint the fucking lines on it. I won't even need my Navy
because by that time your sorry ass will be sitting next to your fucking
allah and you won't be concerned about too much any more. Now, do you
think you understand what I am saying?

Well, Barb is calling me for dinner. I'll close for now. Give my best to all
the other little fucking rag heads. Keep in touch.

All My Love,

George

P.S. I've been told your camel is pregnant again. I guess you still got it!!
Congratulations.



 
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