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Real Engineers
Real Engineers
Real Engineers consider themselves well dressed if their socks match.
Real Engineers buy their spouses a set of matched screwdrivers for their
birthday.
Real Engineers wear moustaches or beards for "efficiency". It is not
because they're lazy.
Real Engineers have a non-technical vocabulary of 800 words.
Real Engineers think a "biting wit" is their fox terrier.
Real Engineers know the second law of thermodynamics --- but not their
own shirt size.
Real Engineers repair their own cameras, telephones, televisions,
watches, and automatic transmissions.
Real Engineers say "It's 70 degrees Farenheit, 25 degrees Celcius,
and 298 degrees Kelvin" and all you said is "Isn't it a nice day?".
Real Engineers give you the feeling you're having a conversation with
a dial tone or busy signal.
Real Engineers wear badges so they don't forget who they are. Sometimes a
note is attached saying "Don't offer me a ride today. I drove my own
car".
Real Engineers' politics run towards acquiring a parking space with their
name on it and an office with a window.
Real Engineers know the "ABC's of Infrared" from A to B.
Real Engineers rotate their tires for laughs.
Real Engineers will make four sets of drawings (with seven revisions)
before making a bird bath.
Real Engineers' briefcases contain a philips screwdriver, a copy of
"Quantum Physics", and half of a peanut butter sandwich.
Real Engineers do not find the above at all funny.
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