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The Purity Test

Find your score by adding the number of "NO" answers. Do not write down the number of the questions and the answers together. "MOS means Member of the Opposite Sex.

HAVE YOU EVER (IN YOUR LIFE TIME):

  1. had a date?
  2. been out on a date past 4 am?
  3. had a blind date?
  4. kissed a MOS?
  5. kissed a MOS while lying down?
  6. french kissed 3 or more MOS's in 24 hours?
  7. kissed a MOS in the last 3 months?
  8. necked for more than two hours consecutively?
  9. slow danced cheek-to-cheek?
  10. had an alcoholic drink?
  11. been drunk?
  12. driven while drunk or on drugs?
  13. had a lapse of memory due to drinking or drugs?
  14. used alcohol to lower a MOS's resistance?
  15. smoked tobacco?
  16. smoked pot or hashish?
  17. used a stronger drug (coke, codine, PCP, schrooms, etc.)?
  18. taken four or more different "recreational"drugs in one night?
  19. read a pornographic book or magazine?
  20. seen a pornographic movie?
  21. seen a stripper?
  22. been arrested?
  23. been convicted of a crime?
  24. had an erection/ clitoral erection?
  25. had an orgasm?
  26. had an orgasm as a result of a dream?
  27. fondled a MOS's butt?
  28. caressed an MOS's thigh?
  29. fondled a girl's breasts/ had your breasts fondled?
  30. wrestled with a MOS?
  31. showered, bathed, jacuzzied, or been in a sauna with a MOS?
  32. gone co-ed skinny-dipping?
  33. gone though the motions of intercourse while fully clothed?
  34. spent the night in a MOS's room (for any reason)?
  35. slept in the same bed with a MOS?
  36. seen a naked post-pubescent MOS (after age 13)?
  37. been seen naked by a MOS after puberty?
  38. undressed/been undressed by a MOS?
  39. kissed a MOS on the breasts/ been kissed on the breasts?
  40. fondled a MOS's genitals/had your genitals fondled by a MOS?
  41. had an orgasm due to manipulation by a MOS?
  42. kissed a MOS on the thigh?
  43. engaged in cunnilingus (gone down on a girl)?
  44. engaged in fellatio (gone down on a guy)?
  45. done 69?
  46. engaged in definite sexual activity on a first date with a MOS?
  47. masturbated?
  48. masturbated to (with) a picture?
  49. masturbated with another person in the room?
  50. watched another person masturbate?
  51. been caught masturbating?
  52. simulated intercourse with an inanimate object?
  53. committed an act of voyeurism peeping tom-ism, etc., movies do not count)?
  54. committed an act of exhibitionism (flashing, mooning, etc.)?
  55. massaged/been massaged by a MOS?
  56. unintentionally interrupted a couple in a significant state of undress?
  57. participated in a tickle orgy, gross out, truth or dare, or similar activity?
  58. experimented sexually before puberty?
  59. purchased contraceptives in any store?
  60. h.s.i. (has sexual intercourse)?
  61. h.s.i. more than ten times?
  62. h.s.i. continuously for half an hour?
  63. h.s.i. within the last three months?
  64. h.s.i. three or more times in one night?
  65. h.s.i. in three or more positions?
  66. h.s.i. in a car, van, on a motorcycle?
  67. h.s.i. using a condom?
  68. h.s.i. at your or your partner's parents' house while they were at home?
  69. h.s.i. outdoors?
  70. h.s.i. with three different people (separately)?
  71. h.s.i. with a virgin?
  72. h.s.i. during menstruation/while she is menstruating?
  73. h.s.i. without using birth control?
  74. h.s.i. with two or more MOS's in 24 hours (separately)?
  75. described a sexual experience to a separate party?
  76. committed statutory rape (either or both parties must be under 18)?
  77. been the object of travel/ or traveled 100 miles or more for sexual activity?
  78. impregnated a woman / been pregnant?
  79. arranged/ had an abortion?
  80. displaced a roommate by staying with a MOS or one or more nights?
  81. shacked up with a MOS for a month or more?
  82. tasted semen?
  83. been propositioned by a prostitute or pimp?
  84. accepted?
  85. anal intercourse?
  86. had a Wasserman V.D. test due to reasonable suspicion?
  87. had V.D.?
  88. picked up a MOS you don't know for sexual purposes?
  89. engaged in group sex (3 or more people)?
  90. engaged in S&M or B&D for sexual enjoyment?
  91. engaged in sexual activities with someone else's boyfriend/girlfriend?
  92. been propositioned by a homosexual?
  93. accepted?
  94. been masturbated by a member of the same sex?
  95. been orally stimulated by a member of the same sex?
  96. committed incest?
  97. engaged in transvestitism for sexual enjoyment?
  98. committed rape/ been forcibly raped?
  99. fondled a pre-pubescent MOS?
  100. committed beastiality (had sex with an animal)?

P.S. The purity test average is 45% at U.C. San Diego, and the range that has been seen recently is 14% to 90% pure! Try to beat that!

 
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