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Funny ways to answer the phone
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| Creative Ways to Answer |
| Your Phone |
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| Typed By Elric of Imrryr |
| Lunatic Labs UnLtd. |
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Here is a list of strange or
interesting ways to answer the phone.
Whether to be your own, your roomates,
and pay phone or what have you.
Shhh! Don't talk, just listen!
Meet me at the corner of Broad and Main
and bring the girl.
Martin's Mutilated Meat Market.
Marvin Martin here.
Don't ever call me again!<click>
Congratulations! You've just
won an all-expensive-paid trip to the
Arctic!
So! You've found me! Well you
won't stop me! Tomorrow I unleash
Microbe X! <click>
You continue to call? Good! Now
I can place the Curse of the Rats on
you!<click>
Joe's Morgue. You stab 'em, we
slab 'em.
Secret headquarters of Clown for
Crime. Bozo speaking.
You relize, of course, that
while you are wasting your time calling
peole on the phone, millions are
starving
Admit it! You have no idea who
I am!
Calling for help won't do any
good! We have taken over your town
today, and tomorrow we'll take over
your world!
If you don't have a good reason
for calling me, I swear I will kill
myself!
Hi! Wanna have sex?
International Transmutal
Conglomeration of Associates. May I help
you?
By calling this number you have
triggered a relay that will blow up
your phone.
It's -37! Okay? -37! Sheesh!
Some people! <click>
Adolf Hitler speaking.
Renfield! I told you never to
call me during the daytime! You know
how the sunlight burns!
Sorry can't talk right now!
This building is about to blow up!
Help! We're being robbed! I -
arrrggghhh...<click>
This is the year 2054. May we
be of assitance?
This is Madame Olga. I see all
and know all. To whom am I speaking?
Dick is out. Jane is out. Spot
is out. This is their answering machine.
I am in. The beep is in. At the sound
of the beep leave your name. At the
sound of the beep leave your message.
<Beep!>
This is John Potz, worm
cultivator
You?! Well your mother! That's
right! Your mother!!!
Harvey Hathaway, hit man. I hit
who you hate. Prices range from $10,000
to $50,000.
This is Fred Farnum speaking to
your from the grave.
Dis is Louis. Whose is youse?
Hello, you're on the air. May
I assit you?
Hi. If you can tell me how to
spell cloaca you will win 2,000!
Austin Police Department.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V W X Y Z! <Click>
Hi! Are you calling to buy the
parent dissolver or the organic
lycanthrope pills
This is Alexander Trumble, and
this is the Twilight Zone.
This is Captain Blood,
supervillian for hire.
It's no use! Your call won't
get through! We now control the
telephone company!
If you take off your skin it
will get very cold outside
Death here. Hold on, I'll be
right with you!
Hello. This is Walter Masters.
I am undoubtedly one of most interesting
people you are going to run across in
your meager life. Why are you calling
me?
Run! Run! The little blue men
are coming! Run! Aarrgghh!
Hang up! Right now! Just hang
up!
Eggs taste terrible when
they're not salted properly
You pervert! Call me again and
I'll rip out your small intestines and
tie it around you scrawny little neck,
you geek!
A LunaLabs Producation...
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