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A cute, old joke
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday,
and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration
he decided a pair of gloves would strike just the right note: romantic,
but not too personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went and bought her
a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for her-
self.
During the wrapping of the packages, the store clerk mixed up the items
and the sister got the gloves while the young man ended up with the
panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package
and sent it to his sweetheart with this note:
'I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing
any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I
would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short
ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady
I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past
three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and
she looked really smart. I wish I could be there to put them on for you
the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them
before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember
to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a
little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during
the coming year. I hope that you will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my love,
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