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You're Between A Boomer and a Gen- X'er If:

YOU'RE LOST BETWEEN A BABY BOOMER AND A GEN X'ER IF...

You remember when Jordache jeans were cool

In your fifth grade class picture you were wearing an Izod shirt with
the collar up

You know by heart the words to any Weird Al Yankovic song

The Brady Bunch movie brought back cool memories

You ever rang someone's doorbell and said "Landshark!"

Three words: Atari, IntelliVision and Coleco, sound familiar

You remember the days when "safe sex" meant that your parents were gone
for the weekend

You remember Friday Night Videos before the days of MTV

The predominant color in your childhood photos is plaid

While in high school, you and your friends discussed elaborate plans to
get together again at the end of the century and play Prince's "1999"
until you passed out partying

You remember when music that was labeled alternative, really was

You took family trips BEFORE the invention of the minivan

You rode in the back of the station wagon and you faced the cars behind
you

You've ever conversationally used the phrase, "Jane, you ignorant slut!"

You watched HR Puffenstuff as a child, but now that you're older, you
really understand that it would have been much better had you known
about drugs at the time

You've recently horrified yourself by using any one of the following
phases:
When I was younger...
When I was your age...
You know, back when...

Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you actually learned the
English language

You're starting to view getting carded to buy alcohol as a GOOD thing

You ever dressed to emulate a person you saw in either a Duran Duran,
Madonna or Cyndi Lauper video

The first time you ever kissed someone at a dance came during Crazy for
You," by Madonna

You remember with pain the sad day when the Green Machine hit the
streets and made your old Big Wheel quite obsolete

The phrase "Where's the beef," still doubles you over with laughter

You honestly remember when film critics raved that no movie could ever
possibly get better special effects than those in the movie TRON

Girls thought Sean Cassidy was dreamy, and lusted after Ted the
photographer on The Love Boat

You freaked out when you found that you now fall into the age category
on most questionnaires

Your hair at some point in time in the 80's became something which can
only be described by the phrase, "I was experimenting"

This timeline appropriately describes actual events in your life:

-Star Wars opens, you are still in single digit ages, and you think the
creatures are WAY cool
-Empire Strikes Back opens, you are now in early double digit ages, and
you are convinced that the special effects are much better, the
characters are cool, and you want one of every collectible out there
-Return of the Jedi hits the theaters, you are now a teenager and you
cannot get your eyes off Princess Leia's breasts or Han Solo's butt

You've ever shopped at a Banana Republic or Benetton, but not in the
last five years, okay

You're starting to believe now that maybe having the kids go to school
year round wouldn't be such a bad idea after all

You're doing absolutely nothing pertaining to your major

You ever wanted to be gagged with a spoon

U2 is too popular and mainstream for you now

You ever used the phrase "Kiss mah grits!" in conversation

You remember trying to guess the episode of the Brady Bunch from the
first scene

You spent endless nights dreaming about being the Bionic Woman, Wonder
Woman or the Six Million Dollar Man

You had ringside seats for Luke and Laura's wedding on General Hospital

You remember, "Hey, le's be careful out there."

You're parents wanted you to attend medical school, but you decided it
was pointless since Quincy got all the babes anyway

You know who shot JR

This rings a bell: "...and my name is Charlie. They work for me."

You were unsure if Diet Coke would ever catch on after all

You know all the words to the double album set of Grease

you ever had a Dorothy Hammill haircut

You sat with your friends on a Friday night and dialed 867-5309 to see
if Jenny would answer

All skate, change directions, means something to you

You owned a pair of Rainbow suspenders just like Mork used to wear

You bought a pair of Vanns and wanted to order a pizza in history class
so you could be just like Jeff Spicoli in Fast Times as Ridgemont High

You owned a preppy handbook

You were too young to go see the Blue Lagoon so you just had to settle
for second hand reports

You remember when there was only PG and R none of this PG-13 crap

You learned to swim about the same time Jaws came out and still carrythe
emotional scars to this day

You remember when your cable TV box had a sliding selector switch

You actually believed everything Leonard Nimoy told you on "In Search
Of..."

Your jaw would ache by the time you finished those brick sized packages
of Bazooka gum

Bo and Luke Duke

VCRs cost $2,000

There was nothing strange about Bert and Ernie living together

Rotary dial telephones

You actually believed that Mikey, famed for his Life cereal commercials,
died after eating a packet of pop rocks and drinking a Coke

The theme song to Greatest American Hero still comes back to you on
occasion
 
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