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How to tell fellow employees to FUCK OFF in a poli
Too All Employees:
It has been brought to the managements attention that some
individuals have been using foul language in the course of
normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints
from some of the easily offended workers, this conduct will
no longer be tolerated.
The management does however, realize the importance of each
person being able to properly express their feelings when
communicating with fellow employees. Therefore, the
management has compiled the following code phrases so that
the proper exchange of ideals and information may continue.
OLD PHRASE NEW PHRASE
No fucking way! I'm not certain that's feasible
You've gotta be shitting me! Really?
Tell someone who gives a shit. Pehaps you should check with...
Ask me if I give a shit. Of course I am concerned
It's not my fucking problem. I wasn't involved in that project
What the fuck? Interesting Behavior
Fuck it, it wont work. I'm not sure I can implement this..
Why in the fuck didn't you tell me
that sooner? I'll try to schedule that.
When the fuck do you expect me to
do this? Perhaps I can work late.
Who the fuck cares? Are you sure it's a problem?
He's got his head up his ass He's not familiar with the problem
Eat shit! You don't say
Eat shit and die! Excuse me?
Eat shit and die motherfucker! Excuse me, Sir?
What the fuck do they want from me? They weren't happy with it.
Kiss my ass! So you'd like my help with it?
Fuck it! I'm on salary! I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
Shove it up your ass! I don't think you understand...
This job sucks.. I love a challenge...
Who the hell died and made you
boss? You want me to take care of this?
Blow me! I see.
Blow yourself! Do you see?
Another fucking meeting! Yes, we should discuss this.
I don't really give a shit! I don't think it will be a problem.
Fuck you! How nice, how very very nice!
:) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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