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A joke about a newlywed couple

Newlyweds just walk into the motel room and start taking off their clothes
off. The man throws his pants to his wife and says "Try them on."
So she tries them on, and says, "I can't wear these; they're three sizes
too big."
"That's right, and don't forget who wears the pants in this house," her
husband tells her.
She takes off her panties and tells him to try them on. To humor her he
does, but he finds that he can't get them above his knees. "Hell!" he exclaims,
"I can't get into your panties."
" That's exactly right, and that's the way things will stay until your
attitude changes!"
 
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