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On Mulroney
(103) Thu 7 Mar 91 18:08
By: John Banner
To: All
Re: More Old Humor
St:
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@MSGID: 1:340/32 27d6f23a
* Original: FROM.... Frater Shivaha
* Original: TO...... All
* Forwarded by...... Maximus-CBCS v1.02 at 1:340/32.0
93!
I got this one from the same source as my previous message:
BRIAN MULRONEY IS MY SHEPHERD
I shall soon want
He leadeth me beside still factories
and abandoned farms
He restores my doubt about the Tories
He anointed my wages with taxes and inflation, so my expense runneth over my
income.
Surely poverty and hard living shall follow the Tories,
and I shall work on a rented farm,
and live in a rented house forever.
Five thousand years ago Moses said:
"Pick up your shovel, mount your ass,
and I will lead you to the promised land."
Five thousand years later, Trudeau said:
"Lay down your shovel and sit on your ass,
light up a camel; this is the promised land."
This year Brian Mulroney
will take your shovel, sell your camel,
kick your ass, and tell you he gave away the
Promised Land.
I am glad I am a Canadian,
I am glad I am free,
But I wish I was a dog,
and Brian was a tree.
93!
--- Maximus-CBCS v1.02
* Origin: Nu Net (1:340/32)
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