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A Guide to the Mind Reading Markup Language(MRML)
A Guide to MRML
The Mind Reading Markup Language (MRML /mur'mul/) is a
proprietary extension of the HyperText Markup Language. This
document, all MRML tags, and any ideas you come up with while
reading this information are the exclusive property of the authors.
This is an open specification that will be expanded as mind
control technology is refined.
MRML tags can be embedded into any regular HTML document.
They are completely invisible to all browsers. No one will ever
know you are using them.
NOTE: MRML is not case sensitive. <freud> is equivalent to
<FREUD> or <frEUd>.
Basic Markup Tags
The following MRML tags are used to read the client's mind for
certain kinds of thoughts and emotions about the contained text.
<BRAINSCAN>
Brainscan performs a light scan of the client's thoughts which may
include perceptions of their current environment. The Brainscan
tag is an invaluable tool for establishing a user's identity as it is
much more reliable than checking REMOTE_HOST or USER_ID
variables.
<THOUGHTSUCK>
Thoughtsuck performs of deeper scan of the client's thoughts
which may included details of significant events within the past 24
hours.
<DEEPFEARS>subject</DEEPFEARS>
Probes the client's mind for their fears about the contained
subject.
<DEEPERFEARS>subject</DEEPERFEARS>
Probes the client's mind for their deeper, more repressed fears
about the contained subject.
<DEEPESTFEARS>subject</DEEPESTFEARS>
Probes the client's mind for their deepest, most repressed fears
about the contained subject. WARNING: This tag cannot be
exported outside the US borders.
<SEXTHOUGHTS>subject</SEXTHOUGHTS>
Probes the client's mind for sexual thoughts about the contained
subject. Use of the Sexthoughts tag will likely be depreciated with
the release of the Freud and Jung specifications.
Freud and Jung Tags
Specifications for Freudian id, ego, and superego tags and Jungian
symbolic tags are not currently available.
The HYPNOTIZE Tag
Current technology enables very primitive mind control using
MRML tags. The so-called Brainwashing tags are delimited by the
the special <!--HYPNOTIZE><HYPNOTIZE--> pair. Suggestions
within the Hypnotize area are completely invisible to all clients,
but it is extremely important that the tags are placed correctly.
You are liable for any mental damages inflicted by improperly
placed tags.
HYPNOTIZE Area Tags
Within the <!--HYPNOTIZE></HYPNOTIZE--> area the
following tags may be used:
<SUGGEST>text</SUGGEST>
Used for mild, easily acceptable suggestions. For stronger
suggestions use PROGRAM and BELIEVE.
Some examples: It is warm for this time of year. You need to
upgrade your computer. Republican policies aren't all that bad.
<MEME>text</MEME>
Information that you want the client to pass on to friends and
correspondents.
Some popular memes: Chain letters Urban legends Cool ascii
graphics
<FORGET>text</FORGET>
Things you want the client to forget. It may be desirable to have
the client forget the URL of your MRML documents.
<PROGRAM>text</PROGRAM>
Programs the client with a strong post-hypnotic suggestion. There
are a few optional arguments.
<PROGRAM TIMES=3 INTERVAL="1 hour" DELAY="2
days"> will trigger the suggestions three times at a one hour
interval two days hence. <PROGRAM INTERVAL="after every
meal" FOREVER> could trigger the suggestion brush your teeth
for an indefinite time.
Within the <PROGRAM></PROGRAM> area the following tags
may be used:
<BELIEVE>text</BELIEVE>
Explicit thoughts to be planted in the client's mind. Beware of
contradictory programming! Try to remove previous conceptions
before reprogramming.
To reprogram someone that thinks that Pepsi is better than Coke:
1.<BELIEVE>You have no opinions about the relationship
between Coke and Pepsi.</BELIEVE> 2.<BELIEVE>Coke is
better than Pepsi.</BELIEVE> 3.<BELIEVE>You are
thirsty.</BELIEVE>
<BUY HREF=url>
Encourages the client to buy products on the World Wide Web.
The optional ITEM=item argument may be used.
<PASSWORD=keyword or phrase>
A convenient way to access the client's mind for future
programming sessions. Should only be used with a secure client-
server connection.
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Clarification: The BLINK Tag
The <BLINK> tag used in many popular browsers is not a MRML
specified tag.
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Running Your Own MRML Server
The software needed to run a MRML-oriented server is freely
available to all persons and institutions. To obtain a copy of the
server software a representative for you or your company must
attend a special 3-day training session where they will be given the
MRML software package. These training sessions are currently
being held twice a month at an undisclosed location; requests for
private training sessions will be considered.
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Ideas by Michael O'Neal-Petterson and Brandon J. Rickman
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