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Aren't ye too old to be believin' in Leprechauns?
Aren'ch ye too old to be believing in Leprechauns??
(use an Irish brogue when you read this)
There was an Irish truck driver heading down the interstate. He
needed to pull over and make a pit-stop.
He found an old truck stop, pulled over and went into the
restroom. He walked up to the urnal and began to relieve himself.
As he stood there this little man about 3' tall and dressed all in
green walked in. The truck driver looked at him and jokingly said,
"So me little man, would ye be needin' a hand there?" The man looked
up at him and said, "No me laddie, I can manage jist fine on me
own." The little man ondid his pants, pulled out his dick and laid
it over the edge of the urnal. The truck driver was in shock, he
couldn't belive the size of the little mans pecker. "Gosh and
begora! Just how did ye get to be that size?" he asked the little
man. "To get one such as mine, you have to travel a long hard road."
The little man answered. "No, but really how did ye get one such
as that," asked the truck driver again. "Truely laddie it is a
hard road to get one such as mine," the little man repeated. "But
I must know!" said the truck driver. "If ye must know, to get one
such as mine, you must take it up the ass." explained the little man
Well, the truck driver wanted no part of that and got back in
his truck and headed down the road. After a few min.s he started
thinking....."If I had one such as that, I could go to Hollywood and
make movies...I could have any woman I wanted and make lots of money
to send home to me family..." And with those thoughts he turned the
truck around and went to find the little man in green. The truck
driver found the little man in the truck stop bar.
The truck driver walked up to him and said,"I must 'ave one such
as your's. No matter what!" So they went back to the bathroom.
The little man got behind the truck driver and started to fuck
him. Then the little man asked him, "So me laddie, what be yer name?
"That tis not important." said the truck driver. "No me laddie
what be yer name?" the little man asked again. "My name be George
man. Now just hurry it up." the truck driver said. "So Georgie, how
old be ye lad?" the little man asked. "Quit askin' questions and
hurry man. I can't take much more."said the truck driver. "No me
Georgie, how old be ye laddie?" the little man asked again. "Ok, ok,
I be 32 yrs old, now hurry." the truck driver.
The little man smiled as he finished his business and said, "So
George, aren't ye a little old to be believin' in Leprechauns?"
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