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Some jokes out of the humor SIG of a BBS in Califo



Msg #: 310 HUMOR Subboard
From: KEITH BROWN Sent: 12-04-91 09:51
To: DEBBIE FARROW Rcvd: 12-08-91 19:07
Re: JOKE

Debbie...........

DF>3-By MAGIC!!!!!

Does this signal the end of of a good time by saying it was a MAGIC
moment? :-)
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? SLMR 2.0 ? Is an orgasm a gland finale?

More [Y]es,N)o,C)ont,A)bort,H)lp,R)ply,T)hrd,M)rk,=,+,-? c

Msg #: 312 HUMOR Subboard
From: EDDIE ROWE Sent: 12-04-91 14:07
To: KEN WEICHEL Rcvd: 12-07-91 15:27
Re: COPPERFIELD

KW>Q: Do you know why David Copperfield got arrested????
KW>.....................................................
KW>A: He was caught doing MAGIC ;0
KW>.....................................................

This is a REAL good one!
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* SLMR 2.0 #1333 * It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone Undies

Msg #: 313 HUMOR Subboard
From: MICHAEL MAY Sent: 12-05-91 08:35
To: KEN WEICHEL Rcvd: 12-07-91 15:27
Re: COPPERFIELD

On tuesday, d?cember 3, 1991 "Ken Weichel" sent a message
to "All" about "COPPERFIELD" and said.....


===============================
KW|?>Q: Do you know why David Copperfield got arrested????
|?>.....................................................
|?>A: He was caught doing MAGIC ;0
|?>.....................................................

KW|?>*SLMR 2.0* I've Fallen! AND I CAN't GET UP!!! 8-O

wednesday, d?cember 4, 1991
M May comments:

How dare you use a theft proff tagline!!!!!
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* SLMR 2.0 * Walk softly and carry a megawatt laser.

Msg #: 314 HUMOR Subboard
From: MIKE TURNER Sent: 12-05-91 12:33
To: ALL Rcvd: 12-25-91 14:39
Re: (R)JOKE

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?















Halfway...............
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? SLMR 2.0 ? HA! I kill me...............

Msg #: 315 HUMOR Subboard
From: MIKE TURNER Sent: 12-05-91 12:33
To: ALL Rcvd: 12-25-91 14:40
Re: BLONDE JOKE

What do you get when you cross a mafia chief with a blonde?















An offer you can't understand..........
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? SLMR 2.0 ? Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate???????

Msg #: 316 HUMOR Subboard
From: LLOYD LUBY Sent: 12-05-91 15:22
To: ALL Rcvd: 12-25-91 14:40
Re: JOKE

Q: Ok. What's the difference between a car tire and 365 condoms ?









A: One is a Goodyear. And the other is a GREAT year!
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* SLMR 2.0 * Hams do it with frequency !

Msg #: 318 HUMOR Subboard
From: GEORGE LEIDOLF Sent: 12-06-91 13:31
To: ALL Rcvd: 12-25-91 14:40
Re: MAGIC JOHNSON

How did Magic get AIDS?

He blew a piston in his car...
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? SLMR 2.0 ? The man who dies with the most toys is dead.

Msg #: 319 HUMOR Subboard
From: MIKE BEECHER Sent: 12-07-91 06:50
To: MICHAEL MAY Rcvd: 12-08-91 00:34
Re: (R)SMILE DICT.

You forgot this one:

%:0 Aunt Jemima!

Msg #: 321 HUMOR Subboard
From: MIKE MEYER Sent: 12-10-91 22:24
To: KEN WEICHEL Rcvd: 12-13-91 22:12
Re: (R)WINDOWS 3.0

>> I have a 386Dx 25 Mhz machine and I have recently installed Windows
>> 3.0. For some reason I am unable to activate it in Enhanced mode, it
>> only allows me to use real mode. This makes multi-tasking
>> impossible. Help me please !!!
>
> YEAH!! I KNOW WHY THIS GUY PUT HIS PROBLEM UP IN THE JOKE SECTION!!

Ya, really! IBMs are a joke!

Msg #: 325 HUMOR Subboard
From: ED FISCHANG Sent: 12-13-91 10:48
To: KEN WEICHEL Rcvd: 12-13-91 22:13
Re: (R)WINDOWS 3.0

>> I have a 386Dx 25 Mhz machine and I have recently installed Windows
>> 3.0. For some reason I am unable to activate it in Enhanced mode, it
>> only allows me to use real mode. This makes multi-tasking
>> impossible. Help me please !!!
>
> YEAH!! I KNOW WHY THIS GUY PUT HIS PROBLEM UP IN THE JOKE SECTION!!

Its hilarious if you use an Amiga. <grin>

Msg #: 326 HUMOR Subboard
From: ED CROFT Sent: 12-14-91 00:58
To: ALL USERS Rcvd: 12-25-91 13:21
Re: BLONDE

What do you cal a Blonde and 3 Hookers???




Regular Price...$4....$4.....$4....
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? SLMR 2.0 #1016 ? There is no gravity. The earth sucks.

Msg #: 328 HUMOR Subboard
From: NGADI HERMAWATI Sent: 12-21-91 01:27
To: ALL Rcvd: 12-25-91 14:41
Re: BLONDE

What is the difference between Blonde and Bottle?????














You fill up the bottle first and seal it.

Msg #: 329 HUMOR Subboard
From: JIM BATTISTA Sent: 12-21-91 08:00
To: ALL Rcvd: 12-25-91 14:42
Re: CLASS ROOM

A teacher was playing a guessing game with her junior high students.
She asked the class "I've got something hard and clear behind my
back.... who'd like to guess what it is??" Ann raised her hand and said
"A beer bottle!". The teacher pulled out a mason jar and said "No, but
it shows you're thinking". Then she put another object behind her back
and said "I've got a leather object behind my back.... what is it?..."
Jjoey raised his hand and said "A book!" to which the teacher replied
"no, its a purse...but it shows your thinking." Then Jim, a noted class
clown stood up, shoved his hand into his pocket and said "hey teacher!
I've got a hold of something hard and round and it has a pink tip...what
is it??" at which the teacher yelled "Go to the principal's office
Jim!!" Jim then said "relax, teach. It's a pencil... but it shows you're
thinking!"

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Msg #: 98 CABLE Subboard
From: MICHAEL MAY Sent: 11-26-91 08:38
To: ALL Rcvd: 12-25-91 11:19
Re: NCTA

 
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