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A whole bunch a human jokes from alt.slack I think
Subject: Human jokes
From: [email protected] (David Gerard)
Date: 27 Jun 1995 04:22:31 +1000
Message-ID: <[email protected]>
On 22 Jun 1995 14:36:12 GMT, Andrew Matthews ([email protected]) wrote:
: We SubGenii think that jokes about the HUMAN RACE are the funniest.
: Like:
: Q: What do you call a bus full of humans at the bottom of a lake?
: A: A waste. They should have been turned into hamburger and et.
: Q: What's red and goes 90 miles an hour?
: A: A human in a blender being prepared for tonight's casserole.
: Q: What dripping red and flies through the air?
: A: The human's head after you decapitate it and launch it with a
: nine iron.
: Q: What do you do with a human?
: A: Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
: $T.&REUX, KSC
: OGYR NETWORK ONLINE
: human racist at large
And how about:
Q: Why did the human cross the road?
A: All the others did.
Q: How many humans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just enough for all the others to join in.
Q: What do you call a plane full of humans, with one empty seat, crashing in
the desert, with no hope of rescue, for all the occupants to end up resorting
to cannibalism and similar degradation and thence to die a horrible death by
starvation and dehydration?
A: A nice idea if you've got plenty of hamburger already ... but a terrible
waste of a perfectly good seat.
Q: "Say, who was that *human* I saw you with last night?"
A: "*That* was no *human* ... and fuck you, asshole!" <thump, crunch>
Q: Why did the Bobbie laugh when the SubGenius told a 'human' joke?
A: It resembled the standard form of a "funny" "joke"; and anyway, he thought
he heard other people laughing at it, and didn't want to feel left out.
Reverend Doctor David Gerard
Prestige Elite Research Church of the SubGenius
"Servicing the Prestige Elite since 1985!"
--
Spiritual enlightenment through obscure used vinyl records. Please email impor-
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July 5, 1998, 7 AM. Saucers. End of the world. Your US$30 is your trip ticket.
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