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A nice little poem on how th pussy was made



How the Pussy Was Made

Seven wise men made up their minds
to build them a pussy of their own design
The first was a woodworker, full of wit
With a hammer and chisal he made the slit,
The second was a blacksmith, black as coal,
With anvel and hammer he made the hole,
The third was a tailor, skinny and slim
with a peace of red ribbon he lined it within
The forth was a furrier, tall and stout
with the skin of a beaver he lined in without,
The fifth was a fisherman and and bent
with a dead smelly catfish he gave it the sent
The sixth was a teacher with a B.A. degree
He padded it and felt it and said it would pee
The seventh was a rabi, a mean little runt
He fucked it, and blessed it and called it a cunt.

 
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