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A cute joke told on a golf course
Four guys are out on the golf course and as they
tee-off, one hits a real good slice into the woods.
He ventures off to look for the ball. The other
three, while they are waiting, converse and
eventually the conversation leads to the economy.
"Gee, my son is so good as a car salesman",
explains the first man. "You know, with the economy
as bad as it is, My son sold so many cars last month
that he was able to GIVE away a car...."
"Well, that's ok, but My son sells real estate",
boasts the second player. "And you know how the
economy is, he must be a real good salesman and
he sold so many houses last month that HE was
able to give away a HOUSE!"
"Hell, that ain't nothin'", interrupts the third.
"My son sells yachts, and with the economy as bad
as it is, he must be real good at selling because
just last month, he had so many sales that he was
able to give away a YACHT!"
By this time, the forth player finally emerges from
the woods and joined up with the team again. One of
them asked what his son did for a living.
"Well," he hesitates...."It is a little embarassing.
You see, my son is a male prostitute. But, you know,
with the economy as bad as it is, he must be so good
at what he does that just last month he was given
a free car, a free house and a free yacht!"
Ta dummmmm
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