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Comparing a woman with an automobile

*** Looking for a girl-friend ***

Following are some of the requirements.

* Make and Model : Human/Woman
* Year : 1966 - 1972
* Mileage : Low (prefer ~0)
* Engine : Three Cylinder (V-1 position)
EFI**
Multi-port Injection
Single fuel intake/double exhaust (all three usable)
Very low noise
Quick acceleration (Zero to Sixty Nine in <8 sec.)
A lot of horse power (must feel it)
No exhaust fumes or smoke
* Transmission : Manual
Over-drive required
Ease of use of the stick shift is a plus
* Clutch : Good condition, should be able to handle hard
driving in the city.
* Breaks : Front - Disk, Rear - Cylinder (no leaks in the
system and enough fluids)
* Radiator : No boiling
Quick warm up and cool down
* Body : No Dents/Excellent Condition (well kept)
Color - any (original hood color)
Detailing - as needed but not over-done
Blinking lights-any color (prefer blue)
Weight - Less than 115 lb
Pleasant Grill
Easily Convertible (Remover cover at will)
Comfortable Driver Seat
Front and Back Double Soft-Cushion(tm) suspension
Slim but adequate tires
Absolutely no rust (must be checked and certified)
Clean inside (should be able to eat off it)
* Cost : Less than the Bill of rights

** EFI = Easy Front Interface

 
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