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Funny dream about a Microsoft advertisment
I just saw Bill Gates in another TV ad. The man seems everywhere since
the introduction of Windows 95.
In the TV ad, Bill Gates sits at a computer terminal working late at
night. He notices his bottle of Coke is empty, so he walks to the Coke
machine. He puts his hands in his pockets and discovers he has no
change. He then becomes enraged because the Coke machine won't take
change for a $10,000 bill, the smallest demoniation Gates carries.
Gates begins punching the vending machine and making wild threats to
buy the Coke company and change all the Coke vending machines so that
they will take only Krugerrands. Gates then tries to turn the Coke
machine over and stomp on it, but his puny, nerdgeek arms don't have
the strength to topple it. He only has enough strength to rock the
machine back and forth.
Gates' weak arms don't have the strength to control the rocking motion
of the Coke machine, and it falls on top of him, pinning him to the
floor. He lies there helpless, his puny nerdgeek arms and legs
flailing like the legs of a cockroach on its back. Gates yells out in
a weak meow, "Hello, anybody got enough strength to get this off me.
I'll pay you back."
Suddenly a Soloflex machine appears on the screen and a voice says,
"Even having the most money in the world can't stop you from being a
wussy. GET SOLOFLEX."
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