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A Flaming Form


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THIS IS A FLAME
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Dear (Check all that apply)

[ ] asshole [ ] jerk [ ] ignorant snot [ ] prick
[ ] nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] Slut [ ] idiot
[ ] retard [ ] sycophant [ ] Rusty Ferguson [ ] Steve Winter
[ ] Hillary [ ] Slick Willy [ ] Oozing Wart [ ] Bimbo
[ ] moron [ ] sheepfucker [ ] Fundie [ ] Twit
[ ] child [ ] goobergobbler

You are being flamed because (Check all that apply)

[ ] you posted an unnecessary message trying to explain yourself
[ ] you continued a boring, useless, stupid thread
[ ] you are boring, useless, and stupid
[ ] you are a moron
[ ] you quoted the sig, tag, tear and/or origin line(s)
[ ] you whined because you were flamed
[ ] you whined because somebody told you the truth
[ ] you posted some sort of religious crap that's been debunked
six times before.
[ ] you posted an off-topic message
[ ] you are acting like a jerk
[ ] you reposted a useless message yet AGAIN
[ ] you are too stupid to learn how to quote (correctly)
[ ] you have adopted the Pee-Wee Herman flame rebuttal approach
[ ] you don't know your name so you use an alias

To recant, you must

[ ] actually post a message that makes sense
[ ] make an honest attempt to go to school and pay attention in
English Comp 101
[ ] give up all your worldly possessions and become a Tibetan monk
[ ] hang yourself by the penis for 72 hours (dental floss may be used)
[ ] shave your head, paint a target on it, and go to Bosnia
[ ] march naked thru the projects with a sign which reads
"I HATE NIGS"
[ ] give your Police Chief a donation of three hemp plants
to decorate his office
[ ] become politically correct and demand that manholes
be renamed to personoffspringopenings
[ ] have sex with Roseanne Barr, twice
[ ] move in with Feel Arnold
[ ] try to learn something

Thank you for the time you have taken to read this, and please desist from
the offending behaviour that led to this flame.

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END FLAME
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