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The Ultimate Flame
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| THE ULTIMATE FLAME |
| A NIRVANAnet(tm) Infodose written by Taipan Enigma |
| Distributed via the NIRVANAnet(tm) text file distribution network |
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You sir, are a detestable shit-sucking infant of dubious lineage. I
hope you die of a thousand small, infectious, pus-leaking wounds given
to your genitals by a razor-weilding Sumatran kickboxer. I hope that
your and your friend's little love nest goes up in flames whilst you
are both double-fucking a rabid pit bull. May you both come down with a
leporsitic strain of genital herpes that itches but is far too
dangerous to scratch. May your friend's strap-on dildo burst forth from
your lower intestine while you are being vigorously butt-fucked and
spill your bloody spleen on the carpet. May misshapen policemen break
your bones slowly and loudly and pour gasoline over the remnants of
your screaming carcass whilst kicking you with their hob-nailed boots.
May they light your broken body on fire and then put out the flames
after exactly 33.3% of your flesh has been burned away. May they make
your friend watch in horror and then rip his eyes from his head with a
dull butter knife, and then pour crystal Draino into the open sockets.
May they take a rusty pair of pliers and slowly tear the nails from his
hands and feet while the Draino cleans and polishes. And then may you
both be nursed back to health so that even more cruel and horrible
things can be tried.
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