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The Trials and Tribulations of The King of Fah

The Trials and Tribulations of the King of Fah
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Part I of Many

The King of Fah asked for his morning cup of coffee. To his
dismay, when his slave returned with the cup, he noticed that the
cup had not been made in his Kingdom. He immediately told his
servants to bring him a Fah cup. The servants got confused, and
brought him Dan Quayle. The King liked Dan. And offered him
a job as a court Jester, a Fah King Fool. Mr. Quayle declined,
stating that he already had that job. But the King did want to
bestow a title to him in honor of his visit. So he appointed him the
"Q" of Fah, since Quayle's name begins with Q. And to this day,
when Dan Quayle is introduced to the crowds in the kingdom, they
all chant "Fah Q, Fah Q, Fah Q".

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