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Ten excuses given to policemen
10 Common Excuses given to policemen
1. My speedometer must be broken
2. Your radar gun must be broken
3. There's never been a stop sign there before
4. Well, the light looked green to me
5. My gas pedal must have gotten stuck
6. I was just keeping up with traffic.
7. Where I come from, we don't have to make a complete stop
8. The guy in the red Camaro was going twice as fast as I was
9. I'm sick and I have to get to a hospital
10. I didn't know what the speed limit was
10 Bizarre Excuses Given to Policemen
1. I don't even have a driver's license, so why do I have to obey the
traffic laws?
2. It's the car's fault-I can't control it anymore
3. I'm almost out of gas and I was rushing to get to a gas station the
tank runs dry
4. This isn't even my car. How was I supposed to know how fast it was
going?
5. I sometimes drive this fast just to meet policemen.
6. I'm being chased by UFOs.
7. I was just trying to get these books back before they're overdue at
the library.
8. The car runs so well that 70 mph only seems like 40.
9. My wife kept yelling, "Faster, faster-we're going to be late!"
give her the ticket
10. Mel Gibson always drives like that in the movies.
10 Excuse Used by Lovers
1. I've got a headache.
2. I'm not in the mood.
3. My back hurts.
4. The people in the next room might hear us.
5. I can't-not here in my mother's house.
6. Listen, it's not like sex is all that important to a marriage anyway
7. The dog's watching us. I can't do it when the dog's watching us.
8. I'm too tense.
9. I have a big game [concert, rough work day, important deal] tommorow
-I have to save my strength.
10. I'm sorry, but every time I look at you tonight I keep seeing your
brother Waldo-and you know how I feel about him.
9 Common Excuses for Not Having a Cat Fixed
1. I want him to experience sex at least once before he dies.
2. It's not natural.
3. How would you like it if someone did that to you?
4. We want our kids to see the miracle of birth.
5. But Snowball hasn't had a chance to pass on his genes yet.
6. We keep her in the house most of the time, so it really doesn't
matter.
7. He'll only be half a man.
8. We think she's perfect just the way she is.
9. Well, he's not really our cat. We've just been feeding him for the
last couple of years.
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