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Ethiopian Jokes
View: ETHEOPIAN JOKE BOOK
Uploaded to: The Party
Line
(415) 447-0963
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! THE ETHOPIAN JOKE BOOK -
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WHAT IS 3:3:4?
=> THE MEASUREMENTS OF MISS ETHEOPIA
WHAT DOES AN ETHEOPIAN DO WITH A BAG
OF RICE? => OPEN A RESTAURANT
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH A
DOG? => A VEGETARIAN
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH
TWO DOGS? => A RANCHER
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH
THREE DOGS? => A CATERER
HOW MANY ETHEOPIANS CAN YOU FIT IN A
PHONE BOOTH? => ALL OF THEM
HOW MANY ETHEOPIANS CAN YOU FIT IN A SHOWER?
=> NONE, THEY ALL SLIP DOWN THE DRAIN
DIDJA HEAR ABOUT THE ETHEOPIAN WHO
WAS AT THE ZOO AND FELL INTO THE ALLIGATOR PIT?
=> HE ATE THREE OF THEM BEFORE THE ZOO OFFICIALS
COULD PULL HIM OUT
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH A
PENNY ON HIS HEAD? => A NAIL
WHAT DO ETHEOPIANS DO AT NIGHT?
=> THEY STARVE
WHAT DO ETHEOPIANS USE VANICIAN
BLINDS FOR?
=> BUNK BEDS
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH A
SESAME SEAD BUN ON HIS HEAD?
=> A QUARTER POUNDER
WHAT DO ETHEOPIANS DO AT NIGHT?
=> THEY MAKE TV COMMERCIALS
WHAT IS THE FASTEST ANIMAL IN THE
WORLD?
=> ANYTHING WHEN IT'S PASSING THROUGH ETHEOPIA
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE ETHEOPIAN
PIRATE WHO GOT THE FIRST RELEASE OF
ULTIMA IV?
=> HE ATE IT
WHY DON'T ETHEOPIANS LIKE ORAL SEX?
=> THEY JUST CANT BRING THEMSELVES
PASSING THROUGH ETHEOPIA
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE ETHEOPIAN
PIRATE WHO GOT THE FIRST RELEASE OF
ULTIMA
IV? => HE ATE IT
WHY DON'T ETHEOPIANS LIKE ORAL SEX?
=> THEY JUST CANT BRING THEMSELVES
TO SAY EAT ME! EAT ME!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A 65 POUND
ETHEOPIAN? => A CANNIBAL
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH A
BAG OF RICE? => SET FOR LIFE
WHAT'S THIS: 0 ? (WRONG! IT'S NOT A
BABY ETHEOPIAN!) AN ETHEOPIAN CHOKE
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