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Employee review sheet (suitable for all businesses
EMPLOYEE REVIEW/COUNSELLING SHEET
Under the Freedom of Information Act and the Federal Privacy Act of 1974, I
understand that my work performance is being documented. I have the right to
examine and copy documentation. I have the right to review differences in
order to resolve them and I have the right to request amendments of any
document.
Name________________________________________ Date___________________
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Knowledge: __ The son of a bitch really knows his shit.
__ Knows just enough to be dangerous.
__ Only half a brain and is dangerous.
__ Fucking brain damaged. His coffee cup has a higher IQ.
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Accuracy: -- Does excellent work if not preoccupied with pussy.
__ Pretty good only occasionally blows it out his ass.
__ Has to take his shoes off to count higher than ten.
__ Couldn't count his balls and get the same number twice.
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Attitude: __ Extremely co-operative (If you kiss his ass frequently).
__ Brown noser in good standing.
__ Often pisses off co-workers. Thinks it's his shop.
__ Doesn't give a shit! Never did. Never will.
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Reliability: __ A really dependable little cocksucker.
__ Can rely on him at evaluation time.
__ Can rely on him to be the first one out the fucking door.
__ Totally fucking useless/worthless.
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Appearance: __ Extremely neat, even combs his pubic hair.
__ Looks great at evaluation time.
__ Flies leave fresh dog shit to follow him.
__ Dirty, filthy, smelly son of a bitch.
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Performance: __ Goes like a son of a bitch if there's money in it for him.
__ Does all kinds of good shit at evaluation time.
__ Works only if kicked in the ass every two minutes.
__ Couldn't do less work if he were in a fucking coma.
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Leadership: __ Carries a chain saw and gets good results.
__ Better leader than fucking MacArthur (at evaluation time).
__ Occasionally is told to get fucked.
__ Couldn't lead a bunch of blind mice with lobotomies.
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DATE:_______________________ Supervisor's Signature___________________________
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