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What to do with your Disk Drive

10 Date: Mar 18/86 Time: 5:22 Pm
Subject: having disc drive problems?
From: JASON HARLOW

There are many ways to get rid of any problems you may have with your disc
drive. Here are a few:

- Throw it off a cliff

- Hit it with a sledgehammer

- Send it up in the Space Shuttle

- Insert dynamite in drive 1

- Run it over with a bus

- Feed it a can of Cherry Pepsi daily

- Put it in front of a herd of stampeding buffalo

- Put it in a barrel and send over Niagra falls

- Send it in the mail to the looney bin

- Stick it in the oven at 500 degrees for 10 minutes, or until it is well
done

- Rub it with a dead fish and feed it to your dog

- Send it to "Time Magazine" and have them give it away with your next paid
subscription

- Feed it Starkist tuna

- Make it eat at McDonalds 43 times in
a month


 
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