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Why you won't get a day off

So you want the day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.
There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52
weeks per year in which you already have two days off per week, leaving
261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from
work, 8 at, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You
spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break, that accounts for 23 days each
year, leaving only 68 days available. With a one hour lunch period each day
you have used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for
work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you
only 20 days available for work. We are off for 5 holidays per year, so
your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give you 14
days vacation per year which leaves only one day available for work and
I'll be damned if you're going to take that day off!!!
 
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