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Jokes about Jeffrey Dahmer, with Pee- Wee Herman an
These are collected from here and WWIVNET
What do PeeWee Herman and Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy "whacking" body parts!
Why is the FBI getting involved in the Jeffry Dahmer case?
They suspect he might be selling arms to Iraq.
Famous Quote: "You are what you eat." --Jeff Dahmer
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Pee Wee Herman when they were waiting in
line for their mug shots?
Hey... don't play with your food!
Jeff Dahmer...The Queer that Made Milwaukee Famous!
What do Jeff's freezer and Jeff's new residence have in common?
They both hold hardened people.
Jeff's new movie: SILENCE OF THE LIMBS
Siskel and Ebert give it "2 Thumbs OFF"
Jeff's favorite second course is "Stu Mulligan."
Jeff's favorite Chinese dish is Chow MAN!
Jeff's favorite snack: "FREE-TOES"
A celebrity golfer Jeff was eating and quit after only 2 bites:
Jack Nippleless
When the police took Jeff away, he begged police.. "Have a Heart"
Jeff's favorite Candy Bar: "BUTTERED FINGERS"
Jeff the Chef won a three-legged race at the fair.. All by himself!
A lot of times, Jeff's neighbors get mad and go off "half-cocked"
What Jeff the Chef sings while eating a sandwich:
"My bologna has a first name....."
The last thing one of Jeff's neighbors said after an argument:
"OK, you don't have to bite my HEAD off!"
Jeff has opened a branch of the AAA:
It costs and ARM and a LEG but you get one free TOE!
Jeff's favorite German Food: WEENER Schnitzel
Jeff's favorite Rock Group: HEART
What kind of security did they have at Jeff's apartment?
UNARMED guards.
Pee Wee Herman and Jeff the Chef have a favorite dish in common:
It's BEEF STROKIN' OFF
What does Jeff the Chef call a 10 car pile up? SMORGASBOARD
Jeff's serial killer nickname: "Son of SPAM"
Why is Jeff the butt of so many jokes? Because YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT.
Jeff the Chef's favorite Tropical Fruit Drink: PENIS COLADA
Drinks that Jeff the Chef might order at the bar:
BLOODY HARRY, FUZZY NAVEL, A COUPLE OF HIGH BALLS
Jeff's favorite antacid: REC TUMS
What is the diffrence between Peewee and Dahmer?
Peewee beats it...Dahmer eats it!
Did you hear Jeffery Dahmer is renovating his apartment?
He needs the elbow room.
Jeff invited his mother over for dinner and she said that she didn't
like the neighbors.
He said, "No problem, you can just eat the vegetables."
You know why Dahmer had to sell his refrigerator?
Not enough head room.
Another Dahmer quote:
"A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal."
Q: What was Jeffrey Dahmer's reaction to the Luby's massacre?
A: "All that food gone to waste!"
Whats Dahmer's favorite toy?
Leg'o's!
What does Dahmer keep for good luck?
A lucky rabbi's foot!!
Listing in Milwaukee newspaper Classifieds Section:
For Rent:
2 Bedroom apartment. Comes Complete with roommates (some assembly
required).
The city fathers of Milwaukee are thinking about changing the name of
their city. . . .
To Hack 'n Sack!
Did you hear about the new movie about the Milwaukee Madman?
It's called Boyz in the Fridge!
How do they know that Jefferey Dahmer was a chain smoker???
Because the found a pile of butts behind the couch.
Did you hear about the Jeffery Dahmer trial?
He was caught trying to butter up the judge.
What did Pee Wee say to Jeffrey Dahmer?
I'll show you mine if you'll show me theirs.
Another J.D. quote: "All I did was have some friends for dinner...."
You know they only found 33 Nuts/Balls in Dahmer's place.
When they asked him why an odd amount, He replied, "Well, sometimes ya
feel like a nut, sometimes ya don't."
What's difference between Mike Tyson and Jeff Dahmer?
Mike likes to fondle asses and jeff likes to fondue asses.
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