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Political Cows
(104) Thu 7 Mar 91 18:09
By: John Banner
To: All.
Re: GOVERNMENTAL COWS (from the Fotoprint Funnies)
St:
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@MSGID: 1:340/32 27d6f258
* Original: FROM.... Vincent Evans
* Original: TO...... All
* Forwarded by...... Maximus-CBCS v1.02 at 1:340/32.0
GOVERNMENTAL COWS
Socialism: If you have two cows, you give your neighbour one of them.
Communism: If you have two cows, you give them to the government, and
the government gives you some milk.
Fascism: If you have two cows, you give them to the government, and
the government sells you some milk.
New Dealism: If you have two cows, you shoot one, milk the other, and
pour the milk down the drain.
Nazism: If you have two cows, the government shoots you and keeps the
cows.
Capitalism: If you have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull (you
might even sell the bull's service).
--- Maximus-CBCS v1.02
* Origin: Nu Net (1:340/32)
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